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Claire Elisabeth Fields Cruise

So this woman is your typical Michael Jackson ambulance-chaser, but with a twist: she claims that, in addition to birthing all three Jackson children, she had yet another child with MJ, who MJ in turn gave to Tom Cruise. Seriously, she is claiming that Connor Cruise is her son with Michael Jackson. This is SO GREAT, especially for Connor, who has always been overshadowed by Suri.

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Here is a screenshot of her Facebook profile, in case it disappears (My favorite part is her employer, the Department of Empowerment):

And here is some "explanation" from her MySpace:

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