Christmas With John Malkovich

John Malkovich reads Twas the Night Before Christmas and discourses on related holiday fare.

This is also a good excuse to explore the physics of Christmas (specifically, all the different ways that Santa’s sleigh should scientifically burst into flames.) Please feel free to share any personal algorithms or beliefs you may have concerning Santa’s battle with the space-time continuum.

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