3. A Christine O'Donnell walks into a bar and says "Where in the Constitution is the separation of church and state?"
The horse with the long face says "In the First Amendment, I'm a horse and even I knew that."
4. Why doesn't Christine O'Donnell like to ride her broom to debates?
Because she's afraid she might fly off the handle.
5. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist yet, even though Christine O'Donnell thinks they did.
6. Christine O' Donnell goes to her eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examining her eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating."
Christine O' Donnell replies, "Doc, I know it's a sin, but is it hurting my vision?" The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room." (Credit to Tanner for that one.)
7. What was Christine O'Donnell's favorite subject in school?
8. What was ElectChristineO'Donnell.org's favorite subject in school!