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    Chilean Miner Reunited With His Mistress (But Not His Wife)

    Yonni Barrios is the miner whose wife and mistress discovered one another while attending prayer vigils for their man.

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    He's now out safely, but his wife, Marta Salinas, refused to show up for his rescue. Meanwhile, his mistress Susana Valenzuela was there waiting patiently in front of the cameras. Dude is so not getting his wife back.