Carla Bruni’s Sex Tape

Somewhere on the streets of Paris, there is a video of the French First Lady engaged in “highly intimate acts” with her former lover.

A bunch of images (old news, you’ve seen her naked) and video (NEW! HOT!) were stolen in a burglary, which was maybe an “attack” on Sarkozy. The politics are less exciting than the fact that a video of Carla in flagrante could leak on the internet any day now.

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