Bailout Wine

A SF winery is offering a cabernet that gets cheaper as the stock market sinks.

You preorder the wine for $39, and the winery records the Dow Jones average on the date of your order. For every 100 points the Dow drops, you’re credited $2, until the wine is bottled on August 14. This is probably a terrible deal mathematically, but you can yell “BAILOUT WINE!” a lot at parties, which sounds fun.

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