No prior experience expected
You’ll feel so legit when you first do this:
Weirdness is highly encouraged
You’ll have 30 new friends after your first practice (many of these will become life-long friends/shoulders to cry on during finals)
Personal space is so 2008
You'll get to travel to tournaments!
And meet/(insert verb) with hot ultimate players from other schools..
Everything will taste amazing post-tournament
And develop surprising grip/wrist strength
You’ll learn what it means when “The dump layed out to catch my scoober over the cup in a 4-man zone, broke their mark, and then hucked the disc break side to a cutter who skied their D.”
Impromptu dancing all the time
Most importantly: Your team = your family
And finally: Because frisbees make everything cooler