Como dos pulgares, un pie fantasma y una pierna que desapareció.
"So what are you on Bumble for?" "Stories to tell my therapist."
Your preferences are more telling than you think.
Just nine. How hard can it be?
Tragic, just tragic.
I can't believe I went this far in life without knowing Ashton Kutcher has a twin brother.
From shutter shades to man buns to scrunchies, it's been quite a journey.
Suddenly, I'm drooling.
"He told me I looked different than what he expected, and offered me gas money to leave."
"That's how we do it in Lima Heights!"
Prof: Thamks — sent from iPad.
Let's see how good that memory is.
Just in time for cuffing season.
I'm disappointed but not surprised.
Para ti no es un género más, es EL MEJOR.
These results should be interesting.
"Hearing myself say 'AYEEEE' on my story the next day is honestly the bottom of the barrel. I hate it here."
Let's leave the past in the past.
"'Why tattoos? You wouldn’t put stickers on a nice car.' Ma’am I am at best a 2003 Corolla."