21 "We Are Not The Same" Tweets For Anyone Who Needs A Good Laugh

    "You're on his mind. I'm on his nerves. We are not the same."

    So, as usual, a new hilarious joke is going around on Twitter. This time people are explaining how they're different from other people when it comes to dating and, honestly, you just have to see for yourself:

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    you in her dms I'm in her manifestation rituals we are not the same

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    ur in her DMs i’m in her instagram archive we are not the same. i am in unimaginable pain i miss her so much

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    you're on his mind im on his nerves we are not the same

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    ur in her DMs, im tagged in her most recent, absolutely flawless photoset and she only sees me as the photographer friend, we are not the same. god im so lonely

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    you in her DMs im signing her name in for attendance, we are not the same.

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    You're in her DMs, I'm in her Animal Crossing town. We are not the same

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    you in her DMs im in her work cited page, we are not the same

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    you in his DM’s but he’s in my discussion post comment section agreeing with my point. we are not the same.

    9.

    You in her likes I’m in her google docs via editing access

    10.

    You’re in her likes, she’s endorsing me on LinkedIn, we are not the same

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    you in her dms she's pulling tarot cards about me, we are not the same.

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    you in his dms but im in his cashapp history, we are not the same

    13.

    Ur in her DMs, she in my pyramid scheme we are not the same

    14.

    you’re in his likes but i’m in his restraining order. we are not the same sis

    15.

    you’re in her DMs i ran into her at the bar and threw up on her shoes because i drank too many mike’s hards we are not the same

    16.

    youre in his likes im in his block list we are not the same

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    you’re in his dms. i’m his own personal therapist and he only talks to me when he needs emotional support. we are not the same

    18.

    you’re talking to him im getting the homework answers from him we are not the same

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    Youre on her insta im on her finsta we are not the same

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    ur in her guts, i’m in her thoughts & prayers. we r not the same

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    you’re in his likes, he’s in my email signing off with “warm regards”, we are not the same.