Buzz·Posted on Nov 22, 201921 "We Are Not The Same" Tweets For Anyone Who Needs A Good Laugh"You're on his mind. I'm on his nerves. We are not the same."by Ajani Bazile-DutesBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail So, as usual, a new hilarious joke is going around on Twitter. This time people are explaining how they're different from other people when it comes to dating and, honestly, you just have to see for yourself: 1. 𝙠𝙖𝙢𝙞 @afrokami you in her dms I'm in her manifestation rituals we are not the same 11:00 PM - 21 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. logan @brainwxrms ur in her DMs i’m in her instagram archive we are not the same. i am in unimaginable pain i miss her so much 03:55 AM - 22 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. texas red @quacka1e you're on his mind im on his nerves we are not the same 04:16 PM - 21 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. linus @linusnhiscamera ur in her DMs, im tagged in her most recent, absolutely flawless photoset and she only sees me as the photographer friend, we are not the same. god im so lonely 02:27 PM - 22 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Arsalaan @arsalaan_abbas you in her DMs im signing her name in for attendance, we are not the same. 11:46 PM - 20 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. ojisan @MisterNasty_ You're in her DMs, I'm in her Animal Crossing town. We are not the same 02:06 AM - 04 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. lake micah @afrofutility you in her DMs im in her work cited page, we are not the same 06:31 PM - 18 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. sarah @savvyssarah you in his DM’s but he’s in my discussion post comment section agreeing with my point. we are not the same. 09:05 PM - 19 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. earth boy @sunisdoingokay You in her likes I’m in her google docs via editing access 06:25 PM - 20 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. soliman @slimsolii You’re in her likes, she’s endorsing me on LinkedIn, we are not the same 06:09 AM - 21 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Hecate 🔥 @stardazingxo you in her dms she's pulling tarot cards about me, we are not the same. 04:00 AM - 22 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. JADE 💗 @jadecarsonxo you in his dms but im in his cashapp history, we are not the same 04:49 AM - 22 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. daily offender @lorddripkage Ur in her DMs, she in my pyramid scheme we are not the same 03:00 AM - 22 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Amina @blackishgold_ you’re in his likes but i’m in his restraining order. we are not the same sis 01:23 AM - 22 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. bus fan account @Capittalism you’re in her DMs i ran into her at the bar and threw up on her shoes because i drank too many mike’s hards we are not the same 10:05 PM - 21 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. joby @meyslime youre in his likes im in his block list we are not the same 09:39 PM - 21 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. 𝖾𝗏𝗂𝖾 @coochieluv you’re in his dms. i’m his own personal therapist and he only talks to me when he needs emotional support. we are not the same 06:15 AM - 21 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. 𝐜𝐚𝐢𝐭 ♡ @caitendo you’re talking to him im getting the homework answers from him we are not the same 08:02 AM - 22 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Dominiki @Dooominiki Youre on her insta im on her finsta we are not the same 06:00 PM - 22 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. things i cannot say on the main @dummiestbaby ur in her guts, i’m in her thoughts & prayers. we r not the same 04:10 AM - 22 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. ✰ 𝖘 ✰ @sarucii_ you’re in his likes, he’s in my email signing off with “warm regards”, we are not the same. 05:19 AM - 21 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite