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    87 Tweets From This Year So Far That Were So Freaking Funny, They Got Over 100K Likes

    "What the inside of my AirPods case looks like is between me and God."

    We're a little more than halfway through 2022, and it's already been a looooong year.

    But in the darkest moments, Twitter was still providing us the laughs we so desperately needed. So enjoy these extremely viral tweets that'll make you giggle like a little kid.

    And follow the accounts that made you laugh so that your Twitter timeline will be even better!

    1.

    Twitter: @tristehomo

    2.

    me smoking by myself: “Damn my turn again?”

    E! / Twitter: @madasyyy

    3.

    the squishmallows in the corner of your room watching you get raw dogged

    Nickelodeon / Twitter: @childishblonde

    4.

    My bf told me he’s been using my skin stuff to start having a skin care routine. I asked him what did he use so far? He points to my OLAPLEX

    VH1 / Twitter: @deelalz

    5.

    “This edible ain’t shit” The edible:

    NPR / Twitter: @ah_vahn_tay

    6.

    my mom has been using 💦 to describe crying and when I told her to stop it, she made me tell her why and now it’s so quiet in here.

    Twitter: @dan_rambles_on

    7.

    Twitter: @dumbricardo

    8.

    Johnny Bravo aint even have a plot.. just everyday “where da hoes at”

    Twitter: @Frankiexii

    9.

    Dasani water taste like it’s been sitting in a water gun

    Twitter: @nobanditanymore

    10.

    what the inside of my AirPods case looks like is between me and God

    Twitter: @kalubstudman

    11.

    catholic school be like "no long hair for boys" meanwhile there is a picture of a boy with long hair for boys in every classroom. And hes like the main boy

    Twitter: @plantjoys

    12.

    You’re never going to own a house, order the avocado toast

    Twitter: @Jest_Iris

    13.

    My friends: I’m not a hater but- Me: don’t worry. I am .

    Pixar / Twitter: @sorcererogier

    14.

    red bull when you confuse it for the other energy drink:

    Marvel / Twitter: @ungodlywanda

    15.

    This drunk girl on the L just spilled her white claw on a baby

    Twitter: @TwinksMagazine

    16.

    No job pays me enough to come back on time from lunch

    Twitter: @itsindiastarr

    17.

    u never hear ppl go “wow edibles give me the perfect high” it’s always “bro i’m fighting for my life make it stop”

    Twitter: @blairbbrown

    18.

    look at my lawyer dawg i’m going to jail https://t.co/I7ymwVlla9

    Twitter: @pradabIair

    19.

    imagine she makes you a spotify playlist and it already has 8 likes

    Twitter: @yeahliko

    20.

    Literaleigh is a beautiful name for a girl ❤️

    Twitter: @yourpalmel

    21.

    My friends: I can’t find this guy on social media. Me:

    NPR / Twitter: @imcandacekay

    22.

    me, garfield’s vet: feeding him WHAT

    Twitter: @MNateShyamalan

    23.

    Twitter: @RAINBOWFlSH2

    24.

    Called my landlord bc I smelled gas and he came over and turned my stovetop burner off

    Twitter: @fibulaa

    25.

    That unsubscribe button mad small in them emails but rest assured IMMA FIND IT

    Boomerang / Twitter: @goodeintentions

    26.

    i realize this is a hot take but naming a baby after yourself is one of the most insane things you can do and i’m tired of pretending it’s not

    Twitter: @MNateShyamalan

    27.

    (about to invent gargoyles) babe the cathedral looks great. how can we get a little fucking freak on the roof.

    Twitter: @sophiepenrose

    28.

    Someone who just took the worst photos of you you’ve ever seen : “this one is cute”’

    Twitter: @MelReneeStyles

    29.

    i love seeing goths in normal situations like wyd at the dentist girl!

    Twitter: @atlanticans

    30.

    *changing sex positions* now let’s do a silly one

    Twitter: @oattmilkwhor3

    31.

    When I hear them fajitas sizzling at the next table

    Bravo / Twitter: @CoochCakes

    32.

    Breaking up after 9 years? I will see you tomorrow

    Twitter: @6BONNY

    33.

    i understand why old people type like this...... it's so addicting...... like a bitch just be trailing off...... ominously.... who knows..

    Twitter: @gothcowboys

    34.

    swimming is so embarrassing everyone can see you want to be aIive

    Twitter: @IcyJaime

    35.

    If Don’t Look Up wins best screenplay I will personally go out of my way to contribute to global warming.

    Twitter: @danielleloucamp

    36.

    posting on instagram stories is so fucking weird until you have a crush and then it becomes Your Life’s Work

    Twitter: @aliengrl33

    37.

    “I thrifted it” girl please tell me wtf the tag says

    Twitter: @xamdl4

    38.

    11am is an insane time for breakfast to stop being served. You want me to eat a McDouble at 11am??????

    Twitter: @justky1018

    39.

    Too many of you were told as kids you'd make a great lawyer without realizing that adult was calling you a dick.

    Twitter: @ConnorColson

    40.

    Twitter: @fugreloaded

    41.

    Maybe i did audibly moan that one time when the coochie waxing lady put the warm wax on my bootyhole cuz now she always says “Ok heres your favorite part”.

    Twitter: @1800buddha

    42.

    Today my doctor said “you look extra pale, have you been feeling okay?” and I responded “this is just how I look in January” and she wrote that down.

    Twitter: @kimquindlen

    43.

    We used to pay real money for ringtones and now if my phone makes a noise it ruins my day

    Twitter: @JeffMyspace

    44.

    my homie told this girl at the bar he “travels for work” bro works at domino’s 😭

    Twitter: @CodeineFridge

    45.

    I just got asked to explain a gap in my resume from September 17 to October 4….like I don’t know I was just breathing for a quick second

    Twitter: @sarahbellumPA

    46.

    “wife material” my sister you are frying egg

    Twitter: @bxcksss

    47.

    my mom finally figured out what the grammys are

    Twitter: @SaeedDiCaprio

    48.

    Twitter: @bigestaban

    49.

    When you tryna sleep with the tv on & the tv get interesting

    Boomerang / Twitter: @TinyTiniTine

    50.

    mfs in new york be like “i take the train to school” ight harry potter

    Twitter: @sadcrib

    51.

    i check her phone everyday to make sure she not texting pete davidson

    Twitter: @kirawontmiss

    52.

    Why do kids cough like that? Tongue out, mouth wide open with not a hand in sight 😭

    Twitter: @missglh_

    53.

    im still tryna find out who her plug is

    Twitter: @whosalex

    54.

    me when i open the google doc and my editor is in there making changes

    HBO / Twitter: @hannahlchinn

    55.

    why ppl named “deborah” always go by “deb” and never “bruh”

    Twitter: @gl1zyglad1ator

    56.

    Why are all podcasts “two best friends” I want a podcast that’s Two sworn enemies. Just two bitches that absolutely hate each other

    Twitter: @tildawhirl

    57.

    lawyers be like "we will take the 40 years" BRO WHO IS WE???

    Twitter: @slvppy

    58.

    I’m tired of people saying “here’s my go to lazy meal” and then they start chopping an onion

    Twitter: @naledimashishi

    59.

    "your alarm is set for 2 hours and 43 minutes from now"

    Nickelodeon / Twitter: @JhonnyWhite69

    60.

    *throws up after drinking 10 mimosas* omg random I hope I’m not pregnant

    Twitter: @itsmegangraves

    61.

    writers love saying things like "he had a toothy grin" what is a toothy grin. just making shit up. "he walked feetily into the kitchen" that's how you sound

    Twitter: @kloogans

    62.

    if i ask you to take pics of me and you start tilting the camera just hand me my phone back

    Twitter: @shahfromthecity

    63.

    tomato’s ain’t hard enough.. BOOOO 🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱

    Twitter: @victttoryy

    64.

    “can you explain this gap on ur resume” it was then that Jesus carried me

    Twitter: @zzdoublezz

    65.

    Twitter: @westernunion2k

    66.

    I asked the produce guy if I could try a grape and he said he wouldn’t care if I lit the store on fire with him in it

    Twitter: @clichedout

    67.

    i get so annoyed whenever ppl call kids evil but then i remember when i was 8 and had recently seen mean girls for the first time, and i got yelled at by my mother so i wrote “slut” on a scrap of paper then left it on her bed for her to find. so ig i’ll let y’all have it

    Twitter: @cursedhive

    68.

    how do people live in LA? aren't you worried about running into james corden

    Twitter: @mabbylmao

    69.

    FaceTimed her and someone in the back said “ew that’s him?”

    Twitter: @44Jahh

    70.

    why do children drink like they’ve been fasting for 40 days and 40 nights?? gasping for air and everything

    Twitter: @paigesarahxo

    71.

    Our system is shit. I’m 24 and only have two years left on my moms health insurance. Then, I have to find a new mother

    Twitter: @hannaljungholm

    72.

    Running towards the bus before it left was one of the most embarrassing things ever

    Twitter: @OvOBrezzzy

    73.

    Twitter: @thisiscourtnay

    74.

    College was so fun because everyone was so supportive of whatever lie you were telling about yourself

    Twitter: @gabishiner

    75.

    “shark infested waters”…. you mean their home????😭

    Twitter: @javroar

    76.

    don’t bite the hand that fingers u or however it goes

    Twitter: @youngtiddy

    77.

    the vibrator died while Brian and I were fucking and this mf said “and now it’s time for the acoustic set” 💀💀

    Twitter: @suicidalslut420

    78.

    Waitress said “wow” after I ordered

    Twitter: @KaufmanAudrey

    79.

    “i was bullied by everyone in school” well were you being weird

    Twitter: @biker_smooth

    80.

    one time in college i was so mad a guy rejected me i updated my facebook status to "who even really cares" and it wasn't until a week later i realized i posted that on the anniversary of 9/11

    Twitter: @queasy_f_bby

    81.

    therapy is not enough. i need to fight my dad

    Twitter: @chismosavirus

    82.

    me at any house party: 💃🏾 how much is ur rent ?????

    Twitter: @sharloola

    83.

    THE REASON IVE ALWAYS FELT SO OUTCAST IN MY FRIENDGROUP IS BC APPARENTLY THEYRE ALL IN A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP AND I DIDNT FUCKING KNOW

    Twitter: @LBPluvr

    84.

    if sea turtles tried paper straws they would understand

    Twitter: @layumps

    85.

    The little red balls in front of Target came loose and started rolling towards me and my family. Luckily I had a gun

    Twitter: @pjayevans

    86.

    Julia Fox / Twitter: @ddpain_

    87.

    this can’t be the same USA Miley was partying in

    Twitter: @Coneycutt