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    26 Hysterical Tweets From This Month That Made Me Snort-Laugh

    Four more months to go.

    So yeah, this year has definitely been...a long one, to say the least, but believe it or not, there are only FOUR months left in the year😳. So take a moment to enjoy some of the ✨best✨ tweets from August, and I promise you won't be disappointed:

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    babies be like help me or I will literally die

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    get a boyfriend they said ? it’ll be fun???? they said????????

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    This girl said SparkNotes the room if you not gon read it 😭

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    Teacher hypes up class party all year The Party:

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    WAP wading through folklore songs on the billboard hot 100

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    I went in my brothers room just now to talk to him, and I layed in his bed and poked him. And some random girl turned around and said “Your brother went to get us food”. WTF. 🤣🤣🤣

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    Middle aged man: “oh you’re not supposed to hold records like tha-“ Me:

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    are you a pornhub category or are you privileged

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    I really wish my auntie would stop using this filter... I thought her ass passed away 😒

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    Avengers be like “We did it!.... We saved the city 👏🏾”

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    Omg apple nobody wanna use them strong ass passwords

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    I do not do bugs. You could literally rob me with a roach

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    Mfs used to choose the boldest smoke spots in high school like wtf why are y’all 5 deep behind a Starbucks

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    men cum in 30 seconds and say they wanna make a sex tape... you mean a tiktok?

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    if I say "I could eat" we’ve got about 32 minutes tops before I am flat out a different person

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    Y’all my little sister done poured bleach in the family fish tank and her explanation was “the fish was looking at me wrong”.....she 12

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    White people love “getting their steps in”

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    me: hello grandpa grandpa: the war me: ok

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    Nvm he texted back https://t.co/sxFC7Lew1o

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    If u ever feel bad ab ur taste in men I once dated a man who texted me “it’s fat cock Friday, see you after class” every single Friday :// and guess where I was every Friday ://///

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    remembering the time i dropped an unsafe amount of acid and then texted one of the hottest girls i knew “can god fix me?”

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    God watching you get hurt for character development

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