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    31 Hilarious Twitter Jokes That Broke The 200K Retweet Barrier

    These are some high-quality tweets.

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    I fucking love toast, what absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like "cook it again", unreal

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    at the gym i said subscription instead of membership and the girl replied with 'lol this isnt a pharmacy'. bitch thats a prescription were both stupid

    Twitter: @59912111a / Via Twitter: @59912111a

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    My sister snapped me this, but I feel like it deserves to be seen by so many more ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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    You get 3 wishes https://t.co/1FxzTHCk6b

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    โ€œwhatโ€™s your WiFi passwordโ€ โ€œItโ€™s on the back of the routerโ€ Router: https://t.co/6adCjXpMgm

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    So Iโ€™m @ the bank waiting in line & the guy in front of me is spitting game to the teller, sheโ€™s laughing & heโ€™s attractive so I can tell sheโ€™s digging it, he asks her if he can take her out and she says โ€œwith what? The whole $11.96 you got in your account?โ€ SON, my chest ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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    Twitter: @anesuishec / Via Twitter: @anesuishec

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    The clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings and still isnโ€™t as sensitive as a white man on the Internet

    Twitter: @thisisqlayre / Via Twitter: @thisisqlayre

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    Twitter: @britneydiane / Via Twitter: @britneydiane

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    Why do airplane tickets have to be so expensive!! Having separate continents is so stupid retweet if you miss pangaea

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    Dinner date didnโ€™t go as planned

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    Me setting my alarm for every 5 minutes in the morning

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    Iโ€™m 100% convinced my grandma was the reason Mexico won

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    never forget the time my brother missed the bus and wrote my mom this note

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    My sister brought the Grinch an onion yesterday and I about died ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    who the fuCK CHANGED THE SOUND LMAOOOO

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    One of my favorite games to play is โ€œis my headache from dehydration, caffeine withdrawal, lack of proper nutrition, my ponytail, stress, lack of sleep, not wearing my glasses or brain tumor?โ€

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    So dramatic! Dude from the weather channel bracing for his life, as 2 dudes just stroll past. #HurricaneFlorence

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    My cousinโ€™s boyfriend proposed to her but she didnโ€™t have her nails done lmao

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    Spongebob and the jellyfish when they threw that house party

    Twitter: @enTralada / Via Twitter: @enTralada

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    I followed my dad around with a confetti cannon for a couple weeks... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    when she says she only dates good boys

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    I'm โ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ yall lol ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ & can't STOP laughing at all!!!

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    Bill Nye just walked into our elevator while I was snap chatting..

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    Twitter: @shakeelovelace / Via Twitter: @shakeelovelace

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