Comedy·Posted on Aug 5, 201931 Hilarious Twitter Jokes That Broke The 200K Retweet BarrierThese are some high-quality tweets.by Ajani Bazile-DutesBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Josh @LoserCrew I fucking love toast, what absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like "cook it again", unreal 11:26 PM - 10 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. - @59912111a at the gym i said subscription instead of membership and the girl replied with 'lol this isnt a pharmacy'. bitch thats a prescription were both stupid 08:09 PM - 15 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @59912111a / Via Twitter: @59912111a 3. alyssa 🧚🏽♂️ @lyss121 My sister snapped me this, but I feel like it deserves to be seen by so many more 😭 02:41 AM - 21 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. ♡ Adorable @SuperAdore You get 3 wishes https://t.co/1FxzTHCk6b 07:12 PM - 29 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. 𝕍𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕄𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕪𝕒 @vickmontoyaa “what’s your WiFi password” “It’s on the back of the router” Router: https://t.co/6adCjXpMgm 04:38 PM - 16 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. credit score 750 @lostboy im crying im so happy for them 03:18 AM - 02 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. B. @Ticklemelili So I’m @ the bank waiting in line & the guy in front of me is spitting game to the teller, she’s laughing & he’s attractive so I can tell she’s digging it, he asks her if he can take her out and she says “with what? The whole $11.96 you got in your account?” SON, my chest 😭 07:21 PM - 26 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. IG: 𝓶𝓬𝓶𝔁𝓬𝓿_𝓲 🛸✨ @anesuishec Mom: “Come help me get the groceries out of the car” Me: 08:32 AM - 14 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @anesuishec / Via Twitter: @anesuishec 9. Qlayre @thisisqlayre The clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings and still isn’t as sensitive as a white man on the Internet 07:30 PM - 23 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @thisisqlayre / Via Twitter: @thisisqlayre 10. Britney Diane @britneydiane We just spent a hour looking for her. 07:13 PM - 29 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @britneydiane / Via Twitter: @britneydiane 11. blizzy @BlairAlzuro Why do airplane tickets have to be so expensive!! Having separate continents is so stupid retweet if you miss pangaea 03:35 PM - 13 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. conner @connerhallmark Dinner date didn’t go as planned 04:00 AM - 28 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Shania Twink 🤠 @syrianbryn Me setting my alarm for every 5 minutes in the morning 03:25 AM - 11 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. paola @paola__janet I’m 100% convinced my grandma was the reason Mexico won 09:56 PM - 17 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. ᴸᵘᶜᵏʸ 🍀 @lildzaddy "your order has been shipped" me: 12:30 AM - 03 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. sarah🔮 @sarahhollidayyy never forget the time my brother missed the bus and wrote my mom this note 05:03 PM - 04 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Spokesmayne @Spokesmayne My sister brought the Grinch an onion yesterday and I about died 😂😂😂 05:27 PM - 01 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. lucy,, @curledbitch who the fuCK CHANGED THE SOUND LMAOOOO 12:12 PM - 15 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. parker @pmilbs_ One of my favorite games to play is “is my headache from dehydration, caffeine withdrawal, lack of proper nutrition, my ponytail, stress, lack of sleep, not wearing my glasses or brain tumor?” 01:00 PM - 15 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. 21. Tony scar. @gourdnibler So dramatic! Dude from the weather channel bracing for his life, as 2 dudes just stroll past. #HurricaneFlorence 07:08 PM - 14 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Jenna @goodgaljenjen My cousin’s boyfriend proposed to her but she didn’t have her nails done lmao 06:04 AM - 03 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. aliah @shitaliah this is how lil kids cough 07:23 PM - 03 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. David @enTralada Spongebob and the jellyfish when they threw that house party 07:23 PM - 01 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @enTralada / Via Twitter: @enTralada 25. Kylie Moy @kyliemoy I followed my dad around with a confetti cannon for a couple weeks... 😂😂😂 12:53 AM - 22 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. nick evans @nickevans06 when she says she only dates good boys 03:33 AM - 26 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. . @crainey3 I'm ☠️☠️☠️ yall lol 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 & can't STOP laughing at all!!! 05:12 AM - 21 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. ☯ @Savmasta Bill Nye just walked into our elevator while I was snap chatting.. 07:47 PM - 22 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. ashleen @ashleenn_ I'm still shook 05:15 AM - 20 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. 31. 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐘𝐄𝐍 🇹🇹 @shakeelovelace I edited this with And I oop and I don’t know why but I’m laughing so hard 😭 03:22 PM - 19 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @shakeelovelace / Via Twitter: @shakeelovelace