7. This person who assumed someone was going to San Diego just for fun:
never opening my mouth again.
9. This person who assumed someone was throwing avocados in their yard:
Friend has been complaining about finding an avocado on his lawn every day for weeks now. Why would someone keep throwing avocados in his yard? Who would do that? You guys he just realized he has an avocado tree
10. This person who assumed their coworker kissed them on the neck:
I surprised my Girlfriend at work this morning. Came up behind her and kissed her on the neck She Laughed and said “Mike stop you know we’re at work” My name is Brandon
23. This person who assumed their best friend felt the same way about them:
I was 10 when my teacher asked us to write a short story about our best friend. I looked at mine and smiled. I then wrote everything I knew about him. Once we’re done the teacher asked for volunteers to read our story out loud. My best friend went first. I was not in his story.
26. This person who assumed astronomy was the same as astrology:
this email i just got i can’t
27. This person who assumed someone just came out of the closet:
no that's not what i meant...
28. This person who assumed that someone was flirting with their girlfriend:
I commented “sexy” on this girls photo on Instagram and her boyfriend has just messaged me???? read the room
34. This person who assumed that the person they were talking to only had one kid:
36. This person who assumed someone smoked meth in their house:
My brother has to deal with the wildest shit