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    People Are Sharing Things That Happen During Real-Life Sex But Are Never Seen In Porn, And I See No Lies

    I guess art doesn't always imitate life.

    Let's be honest, porn isn't exactly known for always showing a realistic depiction of sex.

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    So naturally, a reddit user, u/thepapumemes, asked fellow redditors, "What happens in real-life sex that you never see in porn?"

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    Here are some of the responses that are painfully accurate and also pretty funny:

    1. "Having to take a drink because their mouth gets dry during a blowjob."

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    2. "Stopping during oral to remove a pube from their tongue."

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    3. "The awkward moment of down time between foreplay and sex when someone grabs a condom and puts it on. It lasts forever."

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    4. "Stopping to see what the dog is freaking out about in the other room."

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    5. "Spending a half hour looking for her other sock or random clothing article."

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    6. "Temporarily losing an erection while moving between positions."

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    7. "Accidentally head-butting or elbowing."

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    8. "Talking about your plans for tomorrow during the act."

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    9. "Leg cramping up, farting, and giggling."

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    10. "The kids knocking on the door to tell you something inane."

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    11. "Pets watching and/or jumping on the bed to check out what's going on."

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    12. "The moment where you both just decide to stop despite no one orgasming, because you’re too exhausted to move any more."

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    13. "The actual orgasm faces that no one would want to see."

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    14. "Not enjoying the taste of semen."

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    15. "The cleanup afterward and the post-sex crazy pee stream."

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    16. "Awkwardly grabbing a rag without spilling cum anywhere."

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    17. "Waddling to the toilet before anything drips out of the body."

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    18. "Anal sex not being so clean."

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    19. "Arguing over who sleeps on the wet spot afterwards."

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    20. "Queefing."

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    21. "The disappointment."

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    Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.