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Why do Baby Boomers use multiple ellipses like they’re plotting our murders?? Email from Mom: “We can talk more about it when I see you soon.............” 🧐😟🔪🔪🔪🔪😭
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Why do baby boomers use their car keys to scratch the inside of their ear when it itches
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Why do baby boomers think not caring about the environment is a personality trait
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Why do baby boomers walk around the locker room with they dicks out.
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Why do so many Baby Boomers type so dang hard/loud? 😂 Does it have something to do with the first keyboards needing more force?
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Why do baby boomers require an informational pamphlet to be able to do literally anything
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why do baby boomers still stare at exposed legs like you’re a disgrace to God lmao
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Why to baby boomers write texts like they're sending a goddamn telegram? Hello SEND Dinner at 6 SEND Bring sweater cold SEND
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Why do baby boomers have such loud and annoying ringtones?
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Why do baby boomers care more about getting thank you notes than literally anything else?
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Why do baby boomers wake up at 4am
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Why do baby boomers have a very intense personal grudge against ripped jeans
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baby boomers always complain about millennials, so i have a complaint for them: why do you people always take 20 minutes at self-checkout???
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Why do baby boomers gotta yell at me for being broke, shits expensive. Your president bought the Louisiana purchase for like $24, I don’t wanna hear it
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why do baby boomers always think someone is trying to hack their facebooks?? nobody cares enough about the pics of your grandchildren or bejeweled scores
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Why do baby boomers wear getting beaten by their parents as a badge of honor?
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Why do baby boomers sit in surgeon waiting rooms talking super loud to their missus like they're in a pub? Is this as good as it gets 4 'em?
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Why do baby boomers hit reply all to emails that really only need to be directed at one person?
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why do baby boomers think it’s acceptable to cough out loud on a plane without covering their mouth and the proceed to make throw-up sounds while the plane is in mid-air?
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Why do baby boomers either scream like they are at a rock concert or mumble incoherently when they talk on the phone? Sis learn to talk on the phone this shouldn’t be an issue
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why do so many baby boomers think it’s okay to treat peeps in customer and food service so poorly???? like what does it accomplish