Skip To Content

    19 Jokes About Straight Dudes That Are As Hilarious As They Are Accurate

    "Straight dudes think wearing striped socks is a personality."

    1.

    Straight dudes skincare routine is just

    2.

    straight men be like im not sexist my girlfriend is a woman

    3.

    This is what it’s like living with straight men.

    4.

    straight guys will keep their instagram on private as if it doesn't just consist of: - crowded group photos (all captioned saturday's are for the boys) - that one pic they post every year for Mother’s Day - a composite from when they had a mustache - a pic with their ex at formal

    5.

    straight guys on snapchat w grimy fingernails talking about “who want me 😏” bitch, the HAND SOAP

    6.

    straight dudes love calling their friends by their last names

    7.

    straight men when they squeeze their skin

    8.

    straight men: "gays going to hell" "females are hoes" "there's only 2 genders" also straight men:

    9.

    10.

    straight dudes think wearing stripped socks is a personality

    11.

    when straight guys see 3 in 1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash

    12.

    Straight men when they clip their toe nails

    13.

    Straight guys love to prove they can touch the ceiling

    14.

    how straight guys wash their hands

    15.

    i hate seeing straight men's toes

    16.

    me seeing straight dudes wear jerseys and hawaiian shirts to lolla thinking they revolutionized fashion

    17.

    straight guys at the pool with boxers poking out of board shorts... please... who hurt you

    18.

    If straight dudes were honest on dating apps their bios would all say "r u my mommy?"

    19.

    So now straight men can disappoint robots too. Amazing. https://t.co/8elpnETtPd

    BuzzFeed Daily

    Keep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!

    Newsletter signup form