1. This person who had a different interpretation of "street name":
2. This person who'd clearly never dealt with car insurance before:
3. This person who called a child the wrong name for DAYS:
So I was coaching a basketball camp this week and I asked a kid what his name was and he goes “Weed” and I was like.. ok I guess we’re in Austin so not shocking. Anyway I called this child weed for 3 days. turns out he had a speech impediment and his name is Reid 🙃
4. This person who thought panthers were a type of lion:
5. This person who thought a mirror was a picture frame:
6. This person who didn't understand why people were talking about World War III:
@billyodonnell12 In my defence I never did history🤷🏻♀️ im aware he’s dead which led to my confusion as to how ww3 was happening 🤯
7. This person who was confused about which dorm room belonged to their child:
8. This person who mistook the ceiling light for a sun:
9. This person who didn't understand grammar as well as they thought:
10. This person who COMPLETELY missed the joke:
11. This person who completely misunderstood this headline:
12. This person who thought condoms were made from bearskins:
13. This person who thought she'd ordered a koala in the mail:
My girlfriend is currently crying because she thought the $70 she wanted to spend on “adopting” a koala bear from the Australian brush fires was actually going to physically get her a koala bear. Like they would just Fedex that shit to us, and not just her become a sponsor.
14. This person who thought that the first Monday of deer season was a national holiday:
My favorite college memory was accidentally skipping class on the first Monday of deer season freshman year because I legitimately thought that was a national holiday that meant no school and didn’t realize I just went to a yeehaw high school
15. This person who misunderstood the basic rules of math:
16. This person who thought they were about to be filthy rich:
17. And finally, this person who said "I love you" to a stranger:
The elevator doors opened up and a guy walked in the elevator. It was just me and him in there and he said “I love you.” And I’m not rude so I said “I love you too”. He gave me a weird look and pointed at his Bluetooth.