23 "People Be Like" Tweets That Are Legitimately Funny

    "People be like, 'I'm baby.' No, you're three months behind on rent."

    Ajani Bazile-Dutes
    by Ajani Bazile-Dutes

    BuzzFeed Staff

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    𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 ✨ @unwh0retunate

    bitches be like "my music scares people" and start playing the fuckin chainsmokers

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    2.

    23 girl usa @gossipgriII

    bitches be like "I'm bored" but have 8 chapters to read before class tomorrow

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    ÍLL ChàV 💮🕊🇯🇵 @GQblk

    BITCHES BE LIKE “YOU MINE”. FIRST OF ALL I’M ON PROBATION “I” BELONG TO THE STATE OF MARYLAND

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    Cupid’s Nut ♥ @damn_lui

    bitches be like “i’m baby 😌” like no bitch ur 3 months behind on rent

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    roach ^.^ @a_roach06

    Bitches Be Like... “he’s MY King” 👫💍” That’s Your 4th King This Year. The fuck... u playing spades? ♠️ 🤔😭😭

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    adam @brokeangeI

    bitches be like “new year, new me” but don’t even know who they are anymore they haven’t felt like themselves since 2012 i’m bitches

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    cheese all thru da bitch @thesheidashow

    bitches be like "miami or vegas for my bday ??" and end up at apple bees 😂😂

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    megan @littlestwayne

    bitches be like "im the mom friend" but my mom has never done ketamine

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    crunchy @islaislai

    bitches be like “raid area 51” bro raid ur mf room u got roaches !!!😂😭

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    crack @crahckhead

    bitches be like “ugh i need me a job 😫,” no you don’t... you already in the circus!!!!!!!!!!

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    tatianna @asiancrackbaby

    Bitches be like “my life is a movie” ya and u need to fire the producer

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    Generic Internet Gay @genericgaystuff

    Bitches be like "wow I'm literally Jules from Euphoria" when they're actually Kurt from Glee

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    alex @mineifiwildout

    bitches be like “Chapter 1 of 365✍🏻” but haven’t cracked open a book since of mice and men

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    14.

    ⵜ @killthraxx

    bitches be like "thats my world" thats ur 4th world this month. are u building a MF solar system

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    victim @synthgirI

    Bitches be like “you can just throw that in the back haha”

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    wony cash @wony_cash

    Bitches be like “I’m FAR from ugly”: Bitches 📍 📏 (2 min. walk) 📏 📏 📍ugly

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    Kourtney K♓️🇬🇷🔜IFB @kourtney152253

    Bitches be like "I want a baby 😩" but still can't afford Spotify premium💀

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    18.

    dirt prince @pant_leg

    bitches be like yeah i’m bilingual i’m fluent in english and talking shit

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    19.

    C. 💫 @ctorresxyz

    bitches be like “fuck coachella” with less than $500 in their account... sis the price said fuck YOU 😭

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    ꙳•✡︎ @CELLPHONECRYING

    Bitches be like “ion got a place to stay” sleep in them Big ass FILAS 😂

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    21.

    joyci @joycicouture

    bitches be like “i need a reality show😫” but won’t pick up the phone when Hoarders calls

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    22.

    grimes for crack magazine @TINYK0NG

    bitches be like “i got issues 💁‍♀️” and their issues is their mom screamed at them because they forgot to flush the toilet

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    🤠 @karasschi

    bitches be like "im a private person😊😊" while having an insta story that looks like this ................................

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