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    Updated on Sep 24, 2019. Posted on Sep 16, 2019

    23 "People Be Like" Tweets That Are Legitimately Funny

    "People be like, 'I'm baby.' No, you're three months behind on rent."

    1.

    bitches be like "my music scares people" and start playing the fuckin chainsmokers

    2.

    bitches be like "I'm bored" but have 8 chapters to read before class tomorrow

    3.

    BITCHES BE LIKE “YOU MINE”. FIRST OF ALL I’M ON PROBATION “I” BELONG TO THE STATE OF MARYLAND

    4.

    bitches be like “i’m baby 😌” like no bitch ur 3 months behind on rent

    5.

    Bitches Be Like... “he’s MY King” 👫💍” That’s Your 4th King This Year. The fuck... u playing spades? ♠️ 🤔😭😭

    6.

    bitches be like “new year, new me” but don’t even know who they are anymore they haven’t felt like themselves since 2012 i’m bitches

    7.

    bitches be like "miami or vegas for my bday ??" and end up at apple bees 😂😂

    8.

    bitches be like "im the mom friend" but my mom has never done ketamine

    9.

    bitches be like “raid area 51” bro raid ur mf room u got roaches !!!😂😭

    10.

    bitches be like “ugh i need me a job 😫,” no you don’t... you already in the circus!!!!!!!!!!

    11.

    Bitches be like “my life is a movie” ya and u need to fire the producer

    12.

    Bitches be like "wow I'm literally Jules from Euphoria" when they're actually Kurt from Glee

    13.

    bitches be like “Chapter 1 of 365✍🏻” but haven’t cracked open a book since of mice and men

    14.

    bitches be like "thats my world" thats ur 4th world this month. are u building a MF solar system

    15.

    Bitches be like “you can just throw that in the back haha”

    16.

    Bitches be like “I’m FAR from ugly”: Bitches 📍 📏 (2 min. walk) 📏 📏 📍ugly

    17.

    Bitches be like "I want a baby 😩" but still can't afford Spotify premium💀

    18.

    bitches be like yeah i’m bilingual i’m fluent in english and talking shit

    19.

    bitches be like “fuck coachella” with less than $500 in their account... sis the price said fuck YOU 😭

    20.

    Bitches be like “ion got a place to stay” sleep in them Big ass FILAS 😂

    21.

    bitches be like “i need a reality show😫” but won’t pick up the phone when Hoarders calls

    22.

    bitches be like “i got issues 💁‍♀️” and their issues is their mom screamed at them because they forgot to flush the toilet

    23.

    bitches be like "im a private person😊😊" while having an insta story that looks like this ................................

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