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    25 Jokes And Puns From National Tell A Joke Day That Might Make You Roll Your Eyes

    "Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas." ๐Ÿ™„

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    I used to have a racing snail. I took it's shell off to see if it would make it go faster, if anything it made it more sluggish. #NationalTellAJokeDay

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    Damn, itโ€™s raining cats and dogs. Just went outside and stepped in a poodle. #NationalTellAJokeDay

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    A wife is sitting at her husbandโ€™s funeral. A man leans in and asks, โ€œDo you mind if I say a word?โ€ โ€œNo, go right aheadโ€, the woman replies. The man stands, clears his throat, says โ€œPlethoraโ€, and sits back down. โ€œThanksโ€, the woman says, โ€œthat means a lotโ€ #NationalTellAJokeDay

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    #NationalTellAJokeDay A bear walks into a bar and says, โ€œGive me a whiskey and...โ€ฆcokeโ€ โ€œWhy the big pause?โ€ asks the bartender. The bear shrugged โ€œIโ€™m not sure, I was born with them.โ€

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    Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis , and Arnold Schwarzenegger are making a movie about classical composers. Sylvester Stallone said, "I'll be Mozart " Bruce Willis , "So.. I'll be Beethoven." Schwarzenegger announced , "in that case.. I'll be Bach ."๐ŸŽถ#NationalTellajokeday

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    #NationalTellAJokeDay ๐ŸŒฝ Two windmills are standing in a field. One asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other one says, "Iโ€™m a big metal fan." ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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    When someone says they are cold, tell them to stand in a corner. Itโ€™s 90 degrees. #NationalTellAJokeDay

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    #NationalTellAJokeDay BREAKING : A man was admitted to hospital this morning with several plastic horses in his stomach. A hospital spokesperson has reported that he is now in a stable condition.. ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿด ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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    Mountains aren't just funny. They are just hill areas. #NationalTellAJokeDay

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    #NationalTellAJokeDay what do you get when you wake up on a work day and realise youโ€™ve run out of coffee?? - A depresso ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜

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    Just been for a job interview.. Interviewer asked me if I could perform under pressure... I said... yes of course I can.. and I also do an excellent version of Bohemian Rhapsody too... #nationaltellajokeday #tellajokeday

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    Q: What do unicorns call their dads? A: Pop corn. Did you groan, guffaw, or laugh out loud? #NationalTellAJokeDay

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    Itโ€™s #NationalTellAJokeDay ๐Ÿ˜‚ Laughter is the best medicine. Q: Whatโ€™s it called when you steal someoneโ€™s coffee? A: Mugging!

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    Don't trust atoms. They make up everything! #NationalTellAJokeDay

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    #NationalTellAJokeDay How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends if the lightbulb wants to change

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    Why does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle #NationalTellAJokeDay

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    I got feedback for the telescope i sold on Ebay. Terrible. 2 stars. #NationalTellAJokeDay

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    #NationalTellAJokeDay My dad always told me to fight fire with fire. Probably why I lost my job as a fireman.

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    #NationalTellAJokeDay Knock knock Whoโ€™s there? Broken pencil Broken pencil who? Never mind itโ€™s pointless.

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    #NationalTellAJokeDay Why canโ€™t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally

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    What do you call a chicken staring at a bowl of lettuce? A chicken sees a salad. #NationalTellAJokeDay

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    Why did the Scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? Because he was out standing in his field... But hay, it's in his jeans! #NationalTellAJokeDay

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    What do you call a group rebellious cats? #NationalTellAJokeDay A cat-astrophe

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    Batman and Robin walk into a bar, because they canโ€™t fly. #NationalTellAJokeDay

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    #NationalTellAJokeDay Why dont you use the bathroom infront of a Pokemon? Because they'll Pikachu