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    Aug 16, 2019

    25 Jokes And Puns From National Tell A Joke Day That Might Make You Roll Your Eyes

    "Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas." 🙄

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    I used to have a racing snail. I took it's shell off to see if it would make it go faster, if anything it made it more sluggish. #NationalTellAJokeDay

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    Damn, it’s raining cats and dogs. Just went outside and stepped in a poodle. #NationalTellAJokeDay

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    A wife is sitting at her husband’s funeral. A man leans in and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?” “No, go right ahead”, the woman replies. The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down. “Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot” #NationalTellAJokeDay

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    #NationalTellAJokeDay A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and...…coke” “Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged “I’m not sure, I was born with them.”

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    Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis , and Arnold Schwarzenegger are making a movie about classical composers. Sylvester Stallone said, "I'll be Mozart " Bruce Willis , "So.. I'll be Beethoven." Schwarzenegger announced , "in that case.. I'll be Bach ."🎶#NationalTellajokeday

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    #NationalTellAJokeDay 🌽 Two windmills are standing in a field. One asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other one says, "I’m a big metal fan." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    When someone says they are cold, tell them to stand in a corner. It’s 90 degrees. #NationalTellAJokeDay

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    #NationalTellAJokeDay BREAKING : A man was admitted to hospital this morning with several plastic horses in his stomach. A hospital spokesperson has reported that he is now in a stable condition.. 🙄 🐴 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    Mountains aren't just funny. They are just hill areas. #NationalTellAJokeDay

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    #NationalTellAJokeDay what do you get when you wake up on a work day and realise you’ve run out of coffee?? - A depresso 😂😁

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    Just been for a job interview.. Interviewer asked me if I could perform under pressure... I said... yes of course I can.. and I also do an excellent version of Bohemian Rhapsody too... #nationaltellajokeday #tellajokeday

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    Q: What do unicorns call their dads? A: Pop corn. Did you groan, guffaw, or laugh out loud? #NationalTellAJokeDay

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    It’s #NationalTellAJokeDay 😂 Laughter is the best medicine. Q: What’s it called when you steal someone’s coffee? A: Mugging!

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    Don't trust atoms. They make up everything! #NationalTellAJokeDay

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    #NationalTellAJokeDay How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends if the lightbulb wants to change

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    Why does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle #NationalTellAJokeDay

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    I got feedback for the telescope i sold on Ebay. Terrible. 2 stars. #NationalTellAJokeDay

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    #NationalTellAJokeDay My dad always told me to fight fire with fire. Probably why I lost my job as a fireman.

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    #NationalTellAJokeDay Knock knock Who’s there? Broken pencil Broken pencil who? Never mind it’s pointless.

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    #NationalTellAJokeDay Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally

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    What do you call a chicken staring at a bowl of lettuce? A chicken sees a salad. #NationalTellAJokeDay

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    Why did the Scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? Because he was out standing in his field... But hay, it's in his jeans! #NationalTellAJokeDay

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    What do you call a group rebellious cats? #NationalTellAJokeDay A cat-astrophe

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    Batman and Robin walk into a bar, because they can’t fly. #NationalTellAJokeDay

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    #NationalTellAJokeDay Why dont you use the bathroom infront of a Pokemon? Because they'll Pikachu

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