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    41 Hysterical Jokes That Wouldn't Have Made Sense Before Last March

    I can't believe it's been a year.

    As I'm sure we're all painfully aware, it's been about a year since WHO declared the coronavirus as a global pandemic and since many of us started working from home, quarantining, wearing masks, etc.

    And I know I'm not alone when I say this has been the LONGEST year of my life.

    But thank GOD for Twitter for giving us the comic relief we desperately needed. So here are some of the funniest jokes from the past 12 months:

    And follow the accounts that made you laugh so that your Twitter feed is that much better!

    1.

    Twitter: @onlinegirlie

    2.

    Me watching restaurants and bars putting up enclosed tents

    Twitter: @AndrewTaverrite

    3.

    my son from his room : THEY IN HERE TALKING ABOUT VIRTUAL FIELD TRIPS

    Twitter: @byshefon

    4.

    I really felt bad for y’all with March, April & May birthdays this year but still I JUST KNEW it wouldn’t be me because my shit is all the way in October. Here we are, together as one 🤡

    Twitter: @knightsglow

    5.

    Summer fun! 🏖❤️ (*private island all tested negative multiple times wear a mask❤️)

    Twitter: @veryharryhill

    6.

    Unmuting myself just to say “ok” in the Zoom meeting.

    Twitter: @teblue

    7.

    pls keep wearing masks idc if it’s hard to breathe y’all are ugly

    Twitter: @pat_reeks

    8.

    Give me the Johnson & Johnson 72% efficacy vaccine. I respect coming in late with a C minus.

    Twitter: @JohanComedy

    9.

    they needa distribute the vaccine the same way apple did us with that U2 album

    Twitter: @fridahalo

    10.

    My face when they point the temperature gun at me to take my temperature.

    Twitter: @staarrgirlll

    11.

    people wearing masks without covering their nose

    Twitter: @ItsQuinnMoore

    12.

    can’t wait to walk down the aisle

    Twitter: @stylebyrxg

    13.

    so happy to learn they’ve lifted social distancing rules for those who peaked in high school. party on girlies!

    Twitter: @slicey_slice

    14.

    I’m fucking dying my sister has detention on teams. They have to sit in silence with the camera on LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Twitter: @farhank_117

    15.

    “once COVID is over” is starting to sound a lot like “he'll change😩😩😩"

    Twitter: @mas1z1

    16.

    ‘Lockdown won’t be that long’ The Lockdown:

    Twitter: @suumaaiiyaa

    17.

    Feel bad for people who got fit in quarantine but now have to STAY fit for like 7 more months before anyone sees. Shoulda paced yourselves

    Twitter: @JeffKasanoff

    18.

    My brain every time I get a slight headache

    Twitter: @TheIDSmiths

    19.

    Can't believe it's back to Teams & Zoom tomorrow 🥲😪

    Twitter: @StevenChap

    20.

    Twitter: @ceeeeejayyyyyy

    21.

    Wasted another year of my life but this time it wasn't my fault.

    Twitter: @Chris__oj

    22.

    Twitter: @ashleigh_tgc

    23.

    saw someone earlier refer to lockdown as ‘Locky D’ and I literally cannot stop thinking about it

    Twitter: @xyzachh

    24.

    might delete zoom and just focus on myself for the rest of the year

    Twitter: @priinnyvert

    25.

    Twitter: @ddenton80

    26.

    2020 was like “I know a place” ... and took us to hell.

    Twitter: @BigRuSantana

    27.

    but i don’t wanna go to zoom school tmr morning 😔

    Twitter: @apikalele

    28.

    No one: Celebrities: it’s not that hard just stay at home Their houses: 🏰 🏖🎢🎡🗽🗼

    Twitter: @saniasworld

    29.

    McGraw-Hill gotta be overwhelmed making these new history books

    Twitter: @B__Hen

    30.

    $600 might cover rent in nebraska or wyoming but it ain’t doin nothin in the bad bitch states

    Twitter: @EmpressLaina

    31.

    With $2000 I’ll pay off my rent, credit card bill, and put a little towards the college classes I took over the summer. With $600 I’m getting Botox.

    Twitter: @Chloe__McGov

    32.

    "you can take your mask off lol" that is awesome i will be leaving it on

    Twitter: @austincantdrive

    33.

    "how much is our stimulus check gonna have?" congress:

    Twitter: @ivyisevil

    34.

    safely taking a socially distanced trip w 19 friends who have ALL been safe.we took the trip safely. 1st we got on the socially distanced plane that was at full capacity.then we safely took ubers to the safe air bnb where we had a socially distanced (safe!!) lunch at an indoor re

    Twitter: @oldlinds

    35.

    teachers b like “i know this a stressful time” n assign 20 things

    Twitter: @julesnrvz

    36.

    My barber just sprayed my head with Lysol...

    Twitter: @__BigO__

    37.

    The government to us on April 1st

    Twitter: @listentoky

    38.

    I hate needles, wish I could get the vaccine nutted in me instead.

    Twitter: @prolepeach

    39.

    somewhere between “I need to update my wardrobe” and “where tf am I even goin”

    Twitter: @sydeeofSin

    40.

    Whenever a customer asks how I can survive wearing a mask for hours at a time

    Twitter: @stewhen_

    41.

    On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.

    Twitter: @LeeSovaClaypool