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    Yahoo Answers Is Ending, So Here Are 31 Of The Funniest Posts To Ever Exist There

    Yahoo Answers, you will be missed.

    It’s the end of an era, y’all! It was announced yesterday that Yahoo Answers is shutting down permanently on May 4, 2021.

    20 Century Fox

    So in honor of this, let’s take a walk down memory lane and look at some of the funniest, dumbest, and most iconic posts from the online forum:

    1. This aspiring content creator’s question:

    "How do you get YouTube to come film you? I've been calling them all day to come film me but no answer"

    2. This very random inquiry:

    "Does spider have pusspuss?" and the response being "No" with exclamation points"

    3. This weird logic:

    Someone asking "Will my laptop get heavier if I put more files on it" and someone responding with "yes"

    4. This perfect answer:

    Someone asking "What is the phobia of chainsaws called?" and someone responding with "common sense"

    5. This attempt to find Lorde’s song:

    Someone asking what is the name song is where someone sings "royals royals"

    6. This hilarious misspelling of Ouija:

    A post that says, "My friends did a luigi board and it mentioned me please help"

    7. This urgent plea for help:

    A post all in capital letters that asks how to turn caps lock off

    8. This incredibly illogical rumor:

    One person asked "dumbest rumor you've heard about yourself?" and the response was "When I was in middle school people were saying that i was home schooled even though i went to school with them"

    9. This...suspicious inquiry:

    Someone asking "Where can I buy a frog? (not for sexual reasons)"

    10. This next-level sleuthing:

    A person saying they are worried that their husband is cheating because he is coming home and late and his smarts smell different which indicate he is eating different foods with someone else.

    11. This bizarre person’s collection:

    A person asking where they should store their period blood because they want to use it to make a swimming pool / Via Samy Stypayhorlikson, Facebook

    12. This unsympathetic response:

    One asked, "Who do chips get stale?" and the response by a user named thog was, "thog don't care"

    13. This random emotional occurrence:

    A post by a woman about how she cried because she saw a man so beautiful

    14. This ridiculous question:

    Someone asked, "In the old days did people see in black and white"

    15. This flawed thought process:

    One asked, "If batman parents are died, then how was he born?"

    16. This person’s oblivion:

    A person asked why they got dirty looks for stepping on an ant that was on a puppy's tail and the angry response was "YOU STEPPED ON A DOG"

    17. This person’s straightforward answer:

    One asked, "How do you draw Joe Biden so he looks sexy?" and the response was "That is not possible"

    18. This thoughtless conclusion:

    One asked "Do you think humans will ever walk on the sun?" and the response was "Well if they do, it would have to be at night"

    19. This well thought-out answer:

    One asked, "Is empathy or ignorance worse?" and the response was "I don't know and I don't care"

    20. This conspiracy theory:

    One asked, "Do you think NASA invented thunderstorms to cover up the sound of space battles?" and the response was "We think that you should go see a doctor"

    21. This absurd story:

    A post about someone who masturbated with an egg, got it stuck in their vagina, and it came out days later as a hardboiled egg

    22. This unsolved mystery:

    Someone asking if Pokémon are real because they think they saw a bulbasaur but it also just might have been lettuce

    23. This valid question:

    Someone asking "Are you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go apeshit?"

    24. This sad person’s confusion:

    Someone asked, "Why do my thing go up? Why me?"

    25. This sassy response:

    Someone asked "When did 9/11 happen?" and the response was "Your question is about as bright as asking what the letters U.S. stand for on American mailboxes"

    26. This person’s marital problems:

    Someone asked, "My wife changed her Facebook status form 'married' to 'widowed,' Should I be worried?" and the response was "Yeah mate start runnin!"

    27. This mind-boggling question:

    Someone asked, "If I eat myself would I become twice as big or disappear completely?"

    28. This printing dilemma:

    Someone asking why the pictures won't move when they try to print gifs

    29. This really gross inquiry:

    Someone asking if other people like the room to be silent so they can hear where their boogers land when they flick them

    30. This relatable question:

    Someone asked "How do you get spaghetti stains out of underwear

    31. And this person’s sarcastic advice:

    One asked "How do I unbake a cake?" and a response said to just do the baking instructions backwards.