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    31 Of The Funniest Jokes From Twitter This Month That Sent Me Into A Laughing Fit

    "Poor Aries. Y'all did not deserve two pandemic birthdays."

    Thank God another March is behind us and that Twitter helped us get through it. Here are some of the best tweets from this month:

    And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!

    1.

    “i can change him” girl did he shit himself

    Twitter: @grvyrd3

    2.

    Teenagers in Grease be like: on my way to school

    Twitter: @PatchNavillus

    3.

    so called “free thinkers” when someone says oh oh oh oriley

    Twitter: @kenocide

    4.

    *58 minutes into a 1-hour meeting* "Well that's all I have for today. Happy to give you guys a few minutes back of your day!"

    Twitter: @OfficiallyVex_

    5.

    “i was bullied for liking theater” nah tell the whole story, u would scream the script to HAMILTON

    Twitter: @darianmars

    6.

    Fuck the stimmy, where tf is my period 😂😂😂😂

    Twitter: @lilhoneymama

    7.

    Twitter: @BirdExecutive

    8.

    rip jane austen i just know you would've enjoyed bullying men on twitter

    Twitter: @rnostardently

    9.

    "i'm a bimbo 🤪" you are a fifth year phd candidate in philosophy.

    Twitter: @letsassume

    10.

    “WHAT DO YOU WANT TO EAT!?!”

    Twitter: @viagrafaII

    11.

    Called me ugly in 7th grade now look at you... IN MY UNREAD MESSAGES 😂

    Twitter: @TheGirlDreamx

    12.

    *stimmy hits* Me at PetSmart: Yall got lions?

    Twitter: @darius_julian

    13.

    I don't "struggle" with same sex attraction. I succeed at same sex attraction. I am the best at it

    Twitter: @KirkRaynor

    14.

    i gaslight my parents sometimes ngl

    Twitter: @frogchrist

    15.

    if you hear me telling the same story twice just let it go. i only have like six memories and they all take turns

    Twitter: @jzux

    16.

    oomf said kamala turned on his vibrator 😭😭😭

    Twitter: @cuntybff

    17.

    Woke up at 2am almost kicked the shit out my baby sittin up wit her frozen wig on thought Annabelle had my ass😭

    Twitter: @stayfrea_

    18.

    u and ur person laying on the grass and vibing call that soil mates

    Twitter: @okiecorri

    19.

    When you see a tweet that’s just a little funny.

    Twitter: @HybridOriginal_

    20.

    my dog: *choking on something* me: wtf you eating now

    Twitter: @clsdapp

    21.

    Me on my phone at 2am setting my alarms for 8:00, 8:01, 8:10 and 8:30am

    Twitter: @ItsTooEzzy

    22.

    In my opinion, HOME is where you trust the toilet seat

    Twitter: @solutiontweeted

    23.

    if i say “huh” like 5 times, don’t say nevermind. please don’t give up on me, i’m really trying my best

    Twitter: @itsnella_

    24.

    Not my car tryna make up some noise knowing my stimcome tax is coming soon!!!

    Twitter: @_Micheeeerr

    25.

    Me after calling someone a stupid bitch

    Twitter: @kngelique

    26.

    Twitter: @theauguststar

    27.

    When the free trial asks for credit card info

    Twitter: @LilMeeru4

    28.

    “bro you’re sus 😭 caught in 4k choosing violence 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ratio”

    Twitter: @BLKACRUX

    29.

    gas pump: please see the cashier me: absolutely not

    Twitter: @Stevie_M0ntana

    30.

    How Draco Malfoy gets ready to pronounce the “P” in “Potter”

    Twitter: @natxshha

    31.

    Yo prince philip check out this cool flash game

    Twitter: @doukyousei

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