Thank God another March is behind us and that Twitter helped us get through it. Here are some of the best tweets from this month:
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!
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“i can change him” girl did he shit himself
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Teenagers in Grease be like: on my way to school
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so called “free thinkers” when someone says oh oh oh oriley
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*58 minutes into a 1-hour meeting* "Well that's all I have for today. Happy to give you guys a few minutes back of your day!"
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“i was bullied for liking theater” nah tell the whole story, u would scream the script to HAMILTON
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Fuck the stimmy, where tf is my period 😂😂😂😂
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Direct deposit: +$1,400 Me:
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rip jane austen i just know you would've enjoyed bullying men on twitter
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"i'm a bimbo 🤪" you are a fifth year phd candidate in philosophy.
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“WHAT DO YOU WANT TO EAT!?!”
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Called me ugly in 7th grade now look at you... IN MY UNREAD MESSAGES 😂
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*stimmy hits* Me at PetSmart: Yall got lions?
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I don't "struggle" with same sex attraction. I succeed at same sex attraction. I am the best at it
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i gaslight my parents sometimes ngl
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if you hear me telling the same story twice just let it go. i only have like six memories and they all take turns
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oomf said kamala turned on his vibrator 😭😭😭
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Woke up at 2am almost kicked the shit out my baby sittin up wit her frozen wig on thought Annabelle had my ass😭
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u and ur person laying on the grass and vibing call that soil mates
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When you see a tweet that’s just a little funny.
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my dog: *choking on something* me: wtf you eating now
21.
Me on my phone at 2am setting my alarms for 8:00, 8:01, 8:10 and 8:30am
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In my opinion, HOME is where you trust the toilet seat
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if i say “huh” like 5 times, don’t say nevermind. please don’t give up on me, i’m really trying my best
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Not my car tryna make up some noise knowing my stimcome tax is coming soon!!!
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Me after calling someone a stupid bitch
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Poor Aries, y’all did not deserve two pandemic birthdays
27.
When the free trial asks for credit card info
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“bro you’re sus 😭 caught in 4k choosing violence 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ratio”
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gas pump: please see the cashier me: absolutely not
30.
How Draco Malfoy gets ready to pronounce the “P” in “Potter”
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Yo prince philip check out this cool flash game