We're about halfway through February, but there have already been a ton of hilarious, top-tier jokes from Twitter this month! There's no way you'll read all of these without chuckling, so enjoy!
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so that your Twitter feed is that much better!
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* Me trying to look good in pictures * My eyes:
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this comment always gets me
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when you've fake laughed twice already and they're still talking
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i fucking hate the talking stage..... “what do you do for fun?“ Ketamine. now what
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If you’re thinking about writing a reddit post about it the relationship is over
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hate it when ppl make me laugh on my period like bitch stop u made me ink😭
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the pictures my boyfriend takes of me are so fucking ugly his friends are probably like "as long as ur happy bro"
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gender studies gf and stoner bf
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Teachers: “Why didn’t you use the bathroom at lunch?” The bathroom at lunch:
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new chapstick for men just dropped
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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No one: Fish in grocery stores:
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how can you look a newborn baby in the eye and name it bruce
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My face when they point the temperature gun at me to take my temperature.
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Me: Why did my alarm not go off? 🤨 My alarm:
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deleted my dating apps. just gonna try shaking my ass at barnes & noble to find my soulmate
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Therapist: you don’t love yourself Me: so true king. Here’s $80
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oh the gap on my resume? i can totally explain. i was hanging out
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Me watching Goofy Movie: no way it gets any goofier than this Me watching Extremely Goofy Movie: mother of god
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“they/them pronouns are confusing” girl what the fuck is kappa gamma raffa alpha zeta omega
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Every year on NYE I think “no way they can turn this number into glasses” and every year I am wrong
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they needa distribute the vaccine the same way apple did us with that U2 album