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    49 Internet Jokes From This September That Are Way Funnier Than They Should Be

    "OMG, thanks for ending the meeting four minutes early and 'giving me some time back.' Now, I can finally pursue my passions."

    Summer's officially over, and we've only got a few months left in 2022! But before we step into ~spooky szn👻~, take a look at some of the funniest jokes from this September (which has been quite a messy month). Enjoy!

    And follow the accounts that made you laugh, so your Twitter timeline will be even better!

    1.

    Twitter: @Bologna_Salad

    2.

    “actually we’ve met before” okay well I don’t remember you. Have you considered being less forgettable and insignificant

    Twitter: @LukeMones

    3.

    of course i have a praise kink i’m the oldest daughter

    Twitter: @contactabrother

    4.

    Adults over 30 after going to the the grocery store and Target all in the same day:

    Twitter: @auhvahntay

    5.

    how much longer is mercury in the microwave i don't know if i can handle it

    Twitter: @sessh0m0ru

    6.

    Twitter: @succstruggle

    7.

    Getting this film degree just so that i can cast Evan peters as a happy person in a romcom movie

    Twitter: @VicOnTheWeb

    8.

    Apple pay a little too easy for me lmao I have to remind myself these r real American dollars and not video games coins

    Twitter: @glxtterprxncess

    9.

    Me and whoever Peacock account I'm using are having a battle with keeping the captions on or off and I'm not giving up without a fight

    Twitter: @Rodiculous

    10.

    omg thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and "giving me some time back" -- now I can finally pursue my passions

    Twitter: @sablaah

    11.

    My mom making me come say hi to somebody I “knew” as a baby

    Twitter: @mickeywon234

    12.

    Twitter: @fbgcon

    13.

    i just saw a girl almost choke and gasp for air and then hit her vape like it was an inhaler

    Twitter: @rldoomer

    14.

    Me to my MacBook after using it for 30 minutes

    Twitter: @takeyourzoloft

    15.

    Twitter: @arbysmozzstick

    16.

    Twitter: @tristehomo

    17.

    when ur getting over a cold and your voice has a lil sexy rasp to it >>

    Twitter: @layzchipz

    18.

    she was right and she shouldn’t have deleted it

    Twitter: @twinkologian

    19.

    me and the girls logging into letterboxd

    Twitter: @itsjordanapps

    20.

    “Urgently hiring” sounds like y’all got too much going on for me to come work for y’all.

    Twitter: @TechBaeAsh

    21.

    reservations are so embarrassing like hi i’m here for my spaghetti appointment

    Twitter: @PleaseBeGneiss

    22.

    Twitter: @iconickbeauty

    23.

    “the film received a 12min standing ovation” ok ? maybe they were clapping bc it was finally over

    Twitter: @SydneyBattle

    24.

    Twitter: @tristehomo

    25.

    Twitter: @8thdemo

    26.

    the game of telephone: https://t.co/hJXAJ9KShU

    Twitter: @noidedasf

    27.

    Twitter: @noctblues

    28.

    if timothée chalamet's name was timothy he wouldn't have a career

    Twitter: @uncoolboyfriend

    29.

    thanks to therapy i now have the courage to ask out my therapist

    Twitter: @wnbagirlfriend

    30.

    This is how it feels to be high at the mall walking by people

    Amazon Prime / Twitter: @DaveMcNamee3000

    31.

    My friends : yo are you down to drin- Me :

    Twitter: @Rickymonreal702

    32.

    Twitter: @paranoiastar00

    33.

    me: i could kiII someone with this stone 2 birds: *nervously* who

    Twitter: @walIenstein

    34.

    hey do you need any help in the kitchen?? please say no please say no please say no

    Twitter: @chunkbardey

    35.

    Twitter: @IsabelSteckel

    36.

    Why are Plan B pills so hard to open? The clock is ticking, I don’t have time to waste dilly dallying with the package!

    Twitter: @alxxsandia99

    37.

    “You’ll never meet a bitch like me again” GOOD

    Twitter: @crackcobain__

    38.

    Twitter: @zuza_real

    39.

    My friends are all either gay people, or extremely hot girls who could be described as “intense”. Or both

    Twitter: @allisonoconor

    40.

    Twitter: @spicybabew

    41.

    Twitter: @23luvr

    42.

    Unemployed people on Sunday be like damn I got breakfast tomorrow

    Twitter: @sabatonfan69

    43.

    do I have a “praise kink?” i mean yeah i am a person

    Twitter: @ElyKreimendahl

    44.

    me inside jean jacket looking for steven yeun so i can fuck

    Epic Records / Twitter: @slatersscream

    45.

    moments where the actor wasn’t acting

    Twitter: @motivatefenty

    46.

    Twitter: @cumragcouture

    47.

    my friends: “i’m not a hater but-” me: “don’t worry i am”

    Twitter: @ogm4xb_

    48.

    Twitter: @zuleboy3

    49.

    I told my mama the Queen died, she talking about “LATIFAH ????” 😭😭😭 girl

    Twitter: @JadeForeverr_