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    29 Of The Funniest Jokes From Twitter This Month So Far That Sent Me Into A Laughing Fit

    "He dumped me, so I'm dating his landlord. We increasing the rent tomorrow."

    Somehow, we're already halfway through May! Even though we have a couple of weeks until the end of the month, there have already been some hilarious gems on Twitter. Here are some of the best tweets from this month:

    And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!

    1.

    this the WORST typo ive ever fucking seen on this app

    Twitter: @raffysoanti

    2.

    Bae r u ok? you’ve barely touched my coochie

    Twitter: @yungskuntebony

    3.

    “can you explain this gap in your employment history?” oh sure that’s the only time i’ve been happy in my entire life

    Twitter: @notthedinosaur

    4.

    He dumped me so I’m dating his landlord. We increasing the rent tomorrow.

    Twitter: @allaitermoi

    5.

    Twitter: @earfgirl

    6.

    Twitter: @cebadisim4

    7.

    My five year plan: 1. ?? 2. ?? 3. ?? 4. ?? 5. And then they'll all be sorry

    Twitter: @Robert_Earl182

    8.

    contestant on family feud: “penis” steve harvey:

    Twitter: @demetriusaf_

    9.

    taking a bathroom break mid movie like https://t.co/cCItNe9F5w

    Twitter: @hydratedangel

    10.

    5 years ago, I quit my job at Applebee's to do comedy. Today, I just started working at that same exact Applebee's. Shit didn't really work out for me

    Twitter: @fencheeks

    11.

    cdc couldn’t have give us a countdown? I look like shit

    Twitter: @saggiesplinters

    12.

    one time i went on a date with someone i follow on here and a few days later she tweeted “have you ever met someone who’s funny but not fun?”

    Twitter: @spiritnght2

    13.

    Twitter: @sincerelyremina

    14.

    Nobody: Your father telling you , you don’t need a sharpener, he’s got it covered

    Twitter: @_mishaelmhaynes

    15.

    I got 444 tatted on my neck and so I’m at work and this girl seen it and was like “ oo girl u making me wanna go to Wendy’s” lmfaoo bitch I’m done🥲🙄

    Twitter: @amberreneee__

    16.

    I came up with my passwords when I was nine and never looked back

    Twitter: @abernothing

    17.

    me finally replying to all the messages I’ve left on unread:

    Twitter: @PaigeHoward93

    18.

    Twitter: @jimtology

    19.

    Bein vegan is so funny men be flirting like 'i tried oat milk recently and actually really liked it 😩'

    Twitter: @mxgbx

    20.

    Twitter: @KingDaniel912

    21.

    when u ask a man in brooklyn what he likes to do

    Twitter: @silvers_emma

    22.

    “are “bestie” and “oomf” in the room with us right now?”

    Twitter: @2000sprince

    23.

    I’m over here lifting my lil 15lb weights in peace and here this buff ass man come “don’t worry young man you’ll get there eventually” BITCH🤣🤣🤣

    Twitter: @jadizzle2

    24.

    me with a 14 hour screen time average

    Twitter: @rennbaebae

    25.

    this was the most insane stage of the pandemic

    Twitter: @liamdunne__

    26.

    I wanna be mysterious so bad but I just cannot shut the fuck up

    Twitter: @aunjja

    27.

    so I come out to my ex girlfriend and she goes, “I can’t believe the only guy to make me cum is gay” and I so badly wanted to say baby girl that should’ve been your first clue :/

    Twitter: @online_thot

    28.

    i b at work recommending other stores to customers

    Twitter: @cherryxxxoo

    29.

    Wore a romper to get my vaccine and had to get fully naked 🤦‍♂️

    Twitter: @notbenmarshall