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    58 Funny Tweets From This Month That Gave Me The Laughs I So Desperately Needed

    *insert "mild panic" emoji here* 😅

    This June has been a particularly long one, but it's finally come to an end. Before we start July, enjoy some of the best and funniest tweets from this month:

    And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!

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    sometimes I be unliking tweets after I think about that tweet for a second 😭😭 like actually NO, this isn’t a good take 😭

    Twitter: @gemperm

    2.

    If you gotta tell each other “please let’s just have a good day today,” just gon head and break up 😂

    Twitter: @inkedbyimani

    3.

    Twitter: @yomsssssssss

    4.

    insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don't.

    Twitter: @jackcorrbit

    5.

    I tip 50% on terrible service because I think it’s cool to hate your job and suck at it.

    Twitter: @prolepeach

    6.

    me, garfield’s vet: feeding him WHAT

    Twitter: @MNateShyamalan

    7.

    you ever get a text and say out loud “bro leave me tf alone”

    Twitter: @ayeejuju

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    Twitter: @aniiyengar

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    This DL man asked me to marry him, sir you couldn't even come to the wedding tf you mean 😂😂😂

    Twitter: @Oou_HeNice

    10.

    No job pays me enough to come back on time from lunch

    Twitter: @itsindiastarr

    11.

    *changing sex positions* now let’s do a silly one

    Twitter: @oattmilkwhor3

    12.

    I understand why she be tight with me sometimes fr.. lmfao

    Twitter: @dustystaytrue
    someone asking for a pic of a passport and someone responding with the pic of the outside, instead of the inside photo and info

    13.

    That unsubscribe button mad small in them emails but rest assured IMMA FIND IT

    Boomerang / Twitter: @goodeintentions

    14.

    men love posting their little clips of them playing guitar like lol okay slut alert

    Twitter: @wagoogusjr

    15.

    you think Sigmund Freud’s friends were ever like “hey man shut the fuck up”

    Twitter: @skatie420

    16.

    My manager sharing her screen and she’s looking for jobs 💀

    Twitter: @_layaah

    17.

    Sesame Street: this is an educational show Me: oh yeah? what type of bird is that Sesame Street: *flustered* a big one

    Twitter: @SvnSxty

    18.

    me at the doctor when i got a cymbal stuck in my ear and he asks me to prove it

    Bravo / Twitter: @ratdaddy69

    19.

    This drunk girl on the L just spilled her white claw on a baby

    Twitter: @TwinksMagazine

    20.

    u never hear ppl go “wow edibles give me the perfect high” it’s always “bro i’m fighting for my life make it stop”

    Twitter: @blairbbrown

    21.

    cooking vids be like “quick meal when ur too lazy to cook” and then start dicing tomatoes bitch fuck u

    Twitter: @luhblix

    22.

    imagine she makes you a spotify playlist and it already has 8 likes

    Twitter: @yeahliko

    23.

    look at my lawyer dawg i’m going to jail https://t.co/I7ymwVlla9

    Twitter: @pradabIair

    24.

    I let him hit cause he has an inherent sense of whimsy

    Twitter: @elizamclamb

    25.

    Twitter: @atdanwhite

    26.

    Someone who just took the worst photos of you you’ve ever seen : “this one is cute”’

    Twitter: @MelReneeStyles

    27.

    i love seeing goths in normal situations like wyd at the dentist girl!

    Twitter: @atlanticans

    28.

    Twitter: @ivanissocool69

    29.

    When I hear them fajitas sizzling at the next table

    Bravo / Twitter: @CoochCakes

    30.

    Breaking up after 9 years? I will see you tomorrow

    Twitter: @6BONNY

    31.

    I miss him (the fake persona he created for three months before he showed me who he really was)

    Twitter: @dyslexic_daddyy

    32.

    Twitter: @LocalBateman

    33.

    Twitter: @momiseeghosts

    34.

    i hate being the Tech person in the family cuz why am i helping my auntie with her iCloud and we open up safari and xvideos pop up

    Twitter: @bevans1221

    35.

    Too many of you were told as kids you'd make a great lawyer without realizing that adult was calling you a dick.

    Twitter: @ConnorColson

    36.

    eaten out by a queer elder call that oral history

    Twitter: @firstopenlygay

    37.

    Twitter: @crybabyaquarius

    38.

    “wife material” my sister you are frying egg

    Twitter: @bxcksss

    39.

    A kid in my son’s preschool bragged about reading Marvel Comics but he also pushed my son off the top of the slide, so I told my son to tell him that if that happens again, I’m going to kill Iron Man in the next issue and have him say as he’s dying “This is because of Ryan”

    Twitter: @ifyoucantwell

    40.

    last time i went church on NYE the Pastor said "let's do two thousand and seventeen hallelujahs to enter in the new year". do you know how long that took. no sorry.

    Twitter: @tobikyere

    41.

    you ARE a good driver. that curb DOESN’T belong there.

    Twitter: @OrdinaryAlso

    42.

    Twitter: @pigeonboyalex

    43.

    Twitter: @brooksfordham

    44.

    Twitter: @friedurethra

    45.

    Twitter: @four27am

    46.

    Twitter: @_rywest

    47.

    Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife's plans for the second time.

    Twitter: @lmegordon

    48.

    Dad called and asked how my weekend was and I gave him the whole rundown but it was just a lead in for him to tell me that he dragged a dead body out of a lake

    Twitter: @EthnicSteve

    49.

    summer is the worst bc men have their toes out

    Twitter: @C4NCERGIRL

    50.

    “I thrifted it” girl please tell me wtf the tag says

    Twitter: @xamdl4

    51.

    i realize this is a hot take but naming a baby after yourself is one of the most insane things you can do and i’m tired of pretending it’s not

    Twitter: @MNateShyamalan

    52.

    the name Kristen and the name Kirsten.. you guys need to sort that out

    Twitter: @swinemom

    53.

    Joseph: What should we name the baby? Mary:

    Twitter: @thatnicksmith09

    54.

    I called my job from jail to tell them why i couldn’t make it. They freaking bailed me out and made me come to work!😭

    Twitter: @espitia713

    55.

    i let the hibachi chef squirt sake in my mouth and my boyfriend told me find my own ride home???????

    Twitter: @MANlTHEDON

    56.

    swimming is so embarrassing everyone can see you want to be aIive

    Twitter: @IcyJaime

    57.

    i understand why old people type like this...... it's so addicting...... like a bitch just be trailing off...... ominously.... who knows..

    Twitter: @gothcowboys

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    Twitter: @tristehomo