This June has been a particularly long one, but it's finally come to an end. Before we start July, enjoy some of the best and funniest tweets from this month:
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!
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sometimes I be unliking tweets after I think about that tweet for a second 😭😭 like actually NO, this isn’t a good take 😭
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If you gotta tell each other “please let’s just have a good day today,” just gon head and break up 😂
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insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don't.
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I tip 50% on terrible service because I think it’s cool to hate your job and suck at it.
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me, garfield’s vet: feeding him WHAT
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you ever get a text and say out loud “bro leave me tf alone”
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bro what the hell
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This DL man asked me to marry him, sir you couldn't even come to the wedding tf you mean 😂😂😂
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No job pays me enough to come back on time from lunch
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*changing sex positions* now let’s do a silly one
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I understand why she be tight with me sometimes fr.. lmfao
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That unsubscribe button mad small in them emails but rest assured IMMA FIND IT
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men love posting their little clips of them playing guitar like lol okay slut alert
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you think Sigmund Freud’s friends were ever like “hey man shut the fuck up”
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My manager sharing her screen and she’s looking for jobs 💀
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Sesame Street: this is an educational show Me: oh yeah? what type of bird is that Sesame Street: *flustered* a big one
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me at the doctor when i got a cymbal stuck in my ear and he asks me to prove it
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This drunk girl on the L just spilled her white claw on a baby
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u never hear ppl go “wow edibles give me the perfect high” it’s always “bro i’m fighting for my life make it stop”
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cooking vids be like “quick meal when ur too lazy to cook” and then start dicing tomatoes bitch fuck u
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imagine she makes you a spotify playlist and it already has 8 likes
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look at my lawyer dawg i’m going to jail https://t.co/I7ymwVlla9
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I let him hit cause he has an inherent sense of whimsy
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Happy Father’s Day
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Someone who just took the worst photos of you you’ve ever seen : “this one is cute”’
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i love seeing goths in normal situations like wyd at the dentist girl!
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When I hear them fajitas sizzling at the next table
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Breaking up after 9 years? I will see you tomorrow
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I miss him (the fake persona he created for three months before he showed me who he really was)
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real 💯💯
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i hate being the Tech person in the family cuz why am i helping my auntie with her iCloud and we open up safari and xvideos pop up
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Too many of you were told as kids you'd make a great lawyer without realizing that adult was calling you a dick.
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eaten out by a queer elder call that oral history
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she deleted it but she's right
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“wife material” my sister you are frying egg
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A kid in my son’s preschool bragged about reading Marvel Comics but he also pushed my son off the top of the slide, so I told my son to tell him that if that happens again, I’m going to kill Iron Man in the next issue and have him say as he’s dying “This is because of Ryan”
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last time i went church on NYE the Pastor said "let's do two thousand and seventeen hallelujahs to enter in the new year". do you know how long that took. no sorry.
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you ARE a good driver. that curb DOESN’T belong there.
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i- excuse me??
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WHAT
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guys 😭
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Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife's plans for the second time.
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Dad called and asked how my weekend was and I gave him the whole rundown but it was just a lead in for him to tell me that he dragged a dead body out of a lake
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summer is the worst bc men have their toes out
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“I thrifted it” girl please tell me wtf the tag says
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i realize this is a hot take but naming a baby after yourself is one of the most insane things you can do and i’m tired of pretending it’s not
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the name Kristen and the name Kirsten.. you guys need to sort that out
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Joseph: What should we name the baby? Mary:
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I called my job from jail to tell them why i couldn’t make it. They freaking bailed me out and made me come to work!😭
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i let the hibachi chef squirt sake in my mouth and my boyfriend told me find my own ride home???????
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swimming is so embarrassing everyone can see you want to be aIive
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i understand why old people type like this...... it's so addicting...... like a bitch just be trailing off...... ominously.... who knows..
