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    52 Of The Funniest Things That People Actually Posted Online This Month

    "I’m not arguing with a man who has brown eyes, long lashes, or a big nose. Whatever you say, beautiful."

    February's come to an end and there have been too many hilarious jokes from Twitter this month! There's no way you'll read all of these without cracking up!

    And follow the accounts that made you laugh so that your Twitter feed is that much better!

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    Twitter: @musicstruggles1

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    Twitter: @B7Album

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    Twitter: @htsvzn

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    Twitter: @maxafrass

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    This is genuinely the funniest thing I've ever seen.

    Twitter: @FeetforBailey

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    completely wasted another day of the little time I have on earth

    Twitter: @soapyhadid

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    she let me hit because in a past lifetime she also let me hit. we will always find each other, in any lifetime

    Twitter: @Bohemian_Grover

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    Twitter: @yolanda_parody

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    Twitter: @MIAGAWTH

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    Twitter: @hayxtt

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    this is what it feels like to go to the mall without stealing

    Fandago / Twitter: @snoopypoop7

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    Twitter: @FinesseEness

    13.

    me when I found out that the Cocaine Bear was female

    ABC / Twitter: @ugghhhhhhhhhhh

    14.

    took an edible and did an entire ass load of laundry without detergent

    HBO Max / Twitter: @sidkyab

    15.

    me anxious as fck walking past a group of teenage boys https://t.co/XLRzb6cZys

    Twitter: @B6TGIRLS

    16.

    me realizing my clothes are still in the washing machine

    Disney Channel / Twitter: @yassnito

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    BAFTAs / Twitter: @islandthembo

    18.

    Y’all when you hit “notify anyway”

    Lionsgate Films / Twitter: @slightwright

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    Disney / Pixar / Twitter: @boneseyy

    20.

    leaving mass and a teenage girl whipped out SETTING SPRAY to put on her forehead over the cross....we live another day <3

    Twitter: @mcunanda

    21.

    Me when Noah was inviting mosquitoes onto the Ark

    Netflix / Twitter: @michaelcollado

    22.

    Rebranding Lent as “Mark Wahlberg’s 40 day challenge”

    NBC / Twitter: @SophieHaigney

    23.

    me at the gay club: https://t.co/vGac87iMr5

    Twitter: @jimmyoutsold

    24.

    Twitter: @suricidal

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    hey! those are actually bananas. hope this helps ❤️ https://t.co/3qbPujJqHb

    Twitter: @imbtchzz

    26.

    BEYONCÉ DID NOT JUST LOOSE AOTY TO HARRY STYLES IN BLACK HISTORY MONTH ??? #GRAMMYs

    Bravo / Twitter: @ksthoughtss

    27.

    burgers with eggs and bacon are so funny like ok guess the whole farm’s here

    Twitter: @raunchonpizza

    28.

    “my DL frat bro SEDUCES me” okay, first of all you’re both wearing charli xcx t-shirts

    Twitter: @notn1co

    29.

    A24 / Twitter: @letterboxdauras

    30.

    big time rush is such a funny band name cause what does that mean

    Twitter: @arcanecovet

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    if you clubbing in -22 weather I’m gonna need you to consider the fact you may have a problem 😭😭😭😭

    Twitter: @Livilovesjc

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    I’m not arguing with a man who has brown eyes, long lashes, or a big nose. Whatever you say beautiful

    Twitter: @HeavenSentMel

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    Twitter: @bluepantheress

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    how do u as a gen z-er even start smoking cigarettes. the y2k aesthetic was never that serious

    Twitter: @Vloids

    35.

    y'all so desperate to tell folks you got Beyoncé tickets that you're posting barcodes. now when you show up at the stadium and can't get in cause I'm in your seat.

    PBS / Twitter: @sicksadke

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    i sometimes think ab this tiktok where the girl said „if an influencer gatekeeps her clothes i will comment ‚it‘s shein‘ under her post to force her to correct me“ and it’s still genius

    Twitter: @brendahashtag

    37.

    I am CRYING my roommate brought over a discreet hookup and was like “this is camp” explaining something and the guy is like what is camp and he says “it’s like when…. when you… dress as a hamburger… for example” I’m CRYING like hearing this convo is so funny.

    Twitter: @babycupid777

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    FOX / Twitter: @pvrekhs

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    me liking tweets that contradict the other tweets i liked

    Twitter: @noimkilIingboys

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    It happened to me AND IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU: I was hanging out with 2 people and the one I know better left the room for a few minutes

    Twitter: @markedly

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    Twitter: @northstardoll

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    therapist told me my inner bully is one of the harshest she’s encountered

    HBO  / Twitter: @jmouur

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    before WHAT???? https://t.co/kERvGPcYM9

    Fox / Twitter: @aaleeyuh1st

    44.

    what my pizza rolls see when i'm drunk AF in my kitchen at 2 am after a night out

    NFL /  Twitter: @BBSpiceRat

    45.

    Twitter: @heyyitsjanea

    46.

    Twitter: @neelsalami

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    Twitter: @soapyhadid

    48.

    I do NOT want to see no sad stuff on Valentine’s Day. You knew that man had a man.

    Twitter: @niicole__nicole

    49.

    Wtf is a “W2 “ Im literally a girl

    Twitter: @normalgirl222

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    Twitter: @exhaleholdtight

    51.

    I have a phone interview today and someone told me to “just be myself” so I’m not going to answer the call

    Twitter: @caithuls

    52.

    “goat” is straight men’s way of saying mother

    Twitter: @rvmugler