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    101 Of Funniest Jokes From Twitter This Year So Far That Sent Me Into A Laughing Fit

    "Normalize leaving after the first red flag. I won’t do it, but you guys should."

    Even though things are looking up, 2021 has still been quite a loooong year so far. Thank god for Twitter for giving us the comic relief we all need. Here are some of the most hilarious tweets from this year so far:

    And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!

    1.

    Yea I think I’m getting fired today ...

    Twitter: @curvegodalex

    2.

    Twitter: @_melissamason_

    3.

    “are u okay” no can we change the topic before i cry

    Twitter: @dirtyydian

    4.

    Zach spelled with an “h” is a scholar, Zack spelled with a “k” is a menace to society

    Twitter: @saint_audrey

    5.

    Can’t believe we gave up hunting n gathering to pay rent

    Twitter: @pauIoini

    6.

    "textbook is required for this class" we gone see.

    Twitter: @girlthatscass

    7.

    babies born in the hospital are delivered, babies born at home are DiGiorno

    Twitter: @FeelingEuphoric

    8.

    “Yo password weak” well so is my memory so plz let me keep it

    Twitter: @stuckonmaia

    9.

    Twitter: @platini954

    10.

    Twitter: @onlinegirlie

    11.

    Twitter: @YoungBenji_

    12.

    I’m fucking dying my sister has detention on teams. They have to sit in silence with the camera on LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Twitter: @farhank_117

    13.

    ‘Lockdown won’t be that long’ The Lockdown:

    Twitter: @suumaaiiyaa

    14.

    girl u are literally crying over a man who googles “ending explained” after every movie

    Twitter: @peachcrisis

    15.

    The rage I feel when people are in the kitchen at the same time as me isn’t normal

    Twitter: @dorisolaitan_

    16.

    Bro I got HBO max, Disney plus, and a air fryer. You not finna talk to me crazy

    Twitter: @__justtommy

    17.

    Twitter: @ashlynn_barrera

    18.

    Twitter: @ActNormalOrElse

    19.

    Why is lingerie spelled like that? Lawnjaray makes more sense

    Twitter: @ThatDude_Rikk

    20.

    Men are like wow she really ruined our relationship by noticing how shitty I am

    Twitter: @tracilordss

    21.

    U ever shake ur head to clear the intrusive thought

    Twitter: @uhhgooddd

    22.

    might i interest you in some sushi

    Twitter: @DooM49

    23.

    am I working at my regular capacity? no. but am I prioritizing and taking care of the most important tasks? no. but am I at least taking care of myself and my mental health? also no.

    Twitter: @etengastro

    24.

    Twitter: @seupo

    25.

    when you've fake laughed twice already and they're still talking

    Twitter: @DarkRabbite

    26.

    i fucking hate the talking stage..... “what do you do for fun?“ Ketamine. now what

    Twitter: @terfhearse

    27.

    If you’re thinking about writing a reddit post about it the relationship is over

    Twitter: @miahoth

    28.

    Twitter: @issa_anli

    29.

    hate it when ppl make me laugh on my period like bitch stop u made me ink😭

    Twitter: @YCPBITCH

    30.

    Twitter: @politicalth0t

    31.

    new chapstick for men just dropped

    Twitter: @motiroti_

    32.

    Twitter: @brn439

    33.

    No one: Fish in grocery stores:

    Twitter: @reIagz

    34.

    how can you look a newborn baby in the eye and name it bruce

    Twitter: @video_jame

    35.

    deleted my dating apps. just gonna try shaking my ass at barnes & noble to find my soulmate

    Twitter: @glazedkait

    36.

    Therapist: you don’t love yourself Me: so true king. Here’s $80

    Twitter: @livstadler

    37.

    Me watching Goofy Movie: no way it gets any goofier than this Me watching Extremely Goofy Movie: mother of god

    Twitter: @PrairieIre

    38.

    oh the gap on my resume? i can totally explain. i was hanging out

    Twitter: @as_a_vegetarian

    39.

    “they/them pronouns are confusing” girl what the fuck is kappa gamma raffa alpha zeta omega

    Twitter: @iluvrichdads

    40.

    they needa distribute the vaccine the same way apple did us with that U2 album

    Twitter: @fridahalo

    41.

    me yelling “REPRESENTATIVE!!” to the automated customer service line

    Twitter: @williamvercetti

    42.

    Y'all out here ordering well done steaks shaking the whole table trying to cut it

    Twitter: @AyoBiggHomie

    43.

    yes id like the landlord special please

    Twitter: @smallestslime

    44.

    me in a meeting: “this could’ve been an email” me receiving an email: “i’m going to hurl myself into the sun”

    Twitter: @emily0allen

    45.

    when u need to turn into a store but cars keep passing and the cars behind you start honking

    Twitter: @jaeslight

    46.

    i ain't victim-blaming, but why tf was an egg sitting on a wall

    Twitter: @ellewasamistake

    47.

    Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin bout but we ain’t got it lol”

    Twitter: @GiftedAsia

    48.

    Life is just choosing your subway sandwich when you're 9 and ordering the same one until you die

    Twitter: @sixteenburritos

    49.

    Gay people are like “you don’t get it I’m OBSESSED” then make you watch the worst movie you’ve ever seen

    Twitter: @notn1co

    50.

    I GOT INTO HARVARD MEDICAL SCHOOL 🙏🏼🙏🏼🎉🎉🎉😍😍 they’re gonna use me for cadaver practice

    Twitter: @jzux

    51.

    men be like “i didn’t mean to cheat for real it’s just idk.. i miss my grandma 😞”

    Twitter: @nahrain_

    52.

    normalize leaving after the first red flag, i won’t do it, but you guys should

    Twitter: @gngchar

    53.

    Every day I get down in my knees and thank God that Glee ended before WAP came out

    Twitter: @whyangelinawhy

    54.

    Me after calling someone a stupid bitch

    Twitter: @kngelique

    55.

    Thinking you found a parking spot and then boom. Kia fucking soul.

    Twitter: @tiffohsnapp

    56.

    “i can change him” girl did he shit himself

    Twitter: @grvyrd3

    57.

    so called “free thinkers” when someone says oh oh oh oriley

    Twitter: @kenocide

    58.

    *58 minutes into a 1-hour meeting* "Well that's all I have for today. Happy to give you guys a few minutes back of your day!"

    Twitter: @OfficiallyVex_

    59.

    rip jane austen i just know you would've enjoyed bullying men on twitter

    Twitter: @rnostardently

    60.

    i gaslight my parents sometimes ngl

    Twitter: @frogchrist

    61.

    Me on my phone at 2am setting my alarms for 8:00, 8:01, 8:10 and 8:30am

    Twitter: @ItsTooEzzy

    62.

    gas pump: please see the cashier me: absolutely not

    Twitter: @Stevie_M0ntana

    63.

    As if this year could get any worse I just met a baby named Heidi

    Twitter: @fibulaa

    64.

    Her vibrator in the drawer when it hears “I don’t need a man“ for the 3rd time today

    Twitter: @BREEZEoBREEZE

    65.

    Twitter: @tasmemelol

    66.

    me leaving the house without breakfast, dehydrated and on 4 hours of sleep

    Twitter: @cIutchs

    67.

    Twitter: @N30NGENESIS

    68.

    “Can we have a table instead of the booth seats?” The host:

    Twitter: @ChiefHanif

    69.

    Twitter: @noampomsky

    70.

    Twitter: @davew97

    71.

    My great grandma being rescued after the titanic hit the iceberg 1912

    Twitter: @fuckmigueI

    72.

    Twitter: @LenaBeana_

    73.

    taco bell employee gave me my order and said “see you again tomorrow”

    Twitter: @killmepill

    74.

    this boy paid me to take his final n i got a 48%💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 no refunds

    Twitter: @kgfromigg

    75.

    Twitter: @Ahmedchats

    76.

    my grampa once told me I should call a company back that didn’t hire me and ask if they were having second thoughts

    Twitter: @MickNurhling

    77.

    explain it to me now https://t.co/NHFsohXrzM

    Twitter: @ducklikethebird

    78.

    really gotta teach my parents how to use emojis

    Twitter: @kobzilla_001

    79.

    my therapist: how are u? me: im ok how are u?

    Twitter: @ttheantikris

    80.

    Twitter: @callmeizzyy

    81.

    Twitter: @blessyilda

    82.

    “No face mask no entry!” Every employee inside: 💀

    Twitter: @king_fahard

    83.

    Twitter: @manhimselfx

    84.

    Twitter: @shutupjenifer

    85.

    now this really is gaslight gatekeep girlboss

    Twitter: @ovaloceans

    86.

    American producers when the scene of a movie takes place in Mexico

    Twitter: @SimplyDavy

    87.

    No-one: Absolutely No one: People Living Upstairs:

    Twitter: @Tegadeyforyou

    88.

    This description is so disrespectful😭😭😭😭😭

    Twitter: @GotMiAAngel

    89.

    Twitter: @mikey_almeida

    90.

    this the WORST typo ive ever fucking seen on this app

    Twitter: @raffysoanti

    91.

    “can you explain this gap in your employment history?” oh sure that’s the only time i’ve been happy in my entire life

    Twitter: @notthedinosaur

    92.

    He dumped me so I’m dating his landlord. We increasing the rent tomorrow.

    Twitter: @allaitermoi

    93.

    contestant on family feud: “penis” steve harvey:

    Twitter: @demetriusaf_

    94.

    Nobody: Your father telling you , you don’t need a sharpener, he’s got it covered

    Twitter: @_mishaelmhaynes

    95.

    I got 444 tatted on my neck and so I’m at work and this girl seen it and was like “ oo girl u making me wanna go to Wendy’s” lmfaoo bitch I’m done🥲🙄

    Twitter: @amberreneee__

    96.

    I came up with my passwords when I was nine and never looked back

    Twitter: @abernothing

    97.

    Twitter: @jimtology

    98.

    Twitter: @kinkykimchi

    99.

    i once worked with someone who told customers “sorry, it’s my first day!” any time they messed up. for 2 years straight

    Twitter: @makaylathinks