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    25 Food "Crimes" People Have Actually Committed

    Suddenly, I'm not hungry.

    Recently, Reddit user jordwumble asked other users, "What is a clear and objective food crime that people are getting away with because we're fighting about pineapple pizza?"

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    A bunch of people started ratting out themselves or other people for the heinous food crimes they've committed. Here are the most disturbing replies:

    1. "I have a friend who puts ketchup on cake."

    caratburger

    Fox

    2. "I once witnessed a friend just throw half a tub of mayo in her bowl of rice."

    bootycrusst

    3. "My local restaurant once served mozzarella pizza with marshmallows."

    dippis98

    4. "My cousin ate a ketchup sandwich and dipped it in his coffee."

    teapotpourri

    NBC

    5. "My stepdad knew a man who loved ranch dressing so much that he mixed it with water and drank it."

    ashfuckyoutoothen

    6. "I was bored and tried putting ketchup on pancakes and it was actually amazing."

    strangegurl44

    CBS

    7. "I think a slightly sweet beer in some plain or Honey Nut Cheerios is game-changing!"

    WordVoodoo

    8. "My brother eats mayonnaise and Nutella sandwiches."

    Centurydragonforge

    9. "When I was a kid, I used to dip cheese sandwiches into strawberry milkshakes."

    RevisionistMystery

    Bravo

    10. "I actually started drinking milk mixed with Pepsi after watching it happen on Laverne & Shirley reruns as a kid."

    WorkIsDumbSoAmI

    11. "I caught my friend eating chocolate ice cream mixed with mayonnaise."

    RedSaucin

    HBO

    12. "My dad puts shredded cheese on pears."

    therealfindawg1029

    13. "I put soy sauce on grapes."

    Sethleoric

    14. "I've seen someone dip Oreos in orange juice."

    booksoverppl

    The CW

    15. "I had a roommate who would eat raw onions like they were apples."

    silver_blade001

    16. "As a kid, I loved orange juice and I loved chocolate milk so I tried drinking Hershey's syrup and orange juice."

    mybustersword

    Fox

    17. "I have an aunt that always uses sugar instead of salt in mashed potatoes."

    burmsrock

    18. "I had a friend stay with me and he would put ketchup and mustard on every Pringles chip he ate."

    younghustleam

    19. "It physically hurts when I see people covering their entire pizza slice with ketchup."

    Seiren-

    Netflix

    20. "I've seen a girl put mayonnaise and pickles on her pizza. I was absolutely disgusted."

    Th3_R3tr0

    21. "I used to eat peanut butter and Sriracha sandwiches."

    OsumPossum

    22. "I used to put ice cream on rice."

    sathiee

    The CW

    23. "I put cooked quinoa in chocolate milk."

    elctrcty

    24. "My girlfriend loves to eat banana and mayonnaise sandwiches, and she thinks nothing is wrong with it but it sounds terrible."

    Peach_Baby666

    E!

    25. "My friend will have a bowl of Cap'n Crunch with milk in it, and put a scoop of mayo in it."

    Neqlectzzz

    Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.

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