1. They ask questions that make you think:
My dad is drunk at a party and
2. They LOVE to make new friends:
that time Steve and I got really drunk and texted random numbers
3. They're not afraid to ask for help:
Only my sister would text me JB lyrics while she's drunk 😂😂
4. They believe anything is possible:
5. They care about your interests:
Last night I drunk texted my brother he be knowing what’s up
6. They check up on ol' pals:
drunk texted my ex :(
7. They're open books to their parents:
Drunk texted my mom again.......... 🤦🏻♀️
8. They send the loveliest birthday messages:
What happens when I drunk text my dad
9. They LOVE the holidays:
drunk texted my mom this last night (I guess?) and this was not a response I would expect to get
10. They're not afraid to share their deepest thoughts:
11. They check up on the people they care about:
Drunk texts from Derrick never fail
12. They let you know what they think of you:
13. They are ~poetic~:
14. They have the most positive vibes:
1 year ago today i drunk texted my grandmother for her birthday
15. They recognize their mistakes:
Don’t drunk text your mom@
16. They're emotionally vulnerable:
It's all fun and games until you get so drunk that you drunk text your dad instead of your roommate
17. They have the answer to their own questions:
Last night I was so drunk I replied to my own text
18. They have jokes:
19. They always shoot their shot:
I was drunk last night and texted my ex he replied with this LMAOOOO MAN 😩
20. They send the best photos:
Drunk texts from my mom >>>>
21. They keep up with their pets:
22. They're random as hell:
Surely my pal didn't drunk text her ex this? If this isn't the fear I don't know what is 🙃
23. They're effortlessly funny:
So my dad texted me that he was drunk and couldn't find his phone... what
24. They have ~fun~ party ideas:
I have no recollection of this but apparently I drunk texted my mom, best friend, and stepfather last night to say we need to watch Titanic
25. They care a lot about their family's well-being:
My mom is drunk.. This is annoying af.😒
26. They absolutely adore animals:
i drunk texted my mom
27. They share their amazing ideas:
28. They're suuuuper encouraging:
last night i drunk texted heinz
29. And they give amazing advice:
i drunk texted my mom again