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    17 Cringey Moments From "Emily In Paris" That I Wish I Could Forget

    Time to start repressing some memories.

    1. When Emily described a perfume as poetry less than two minutes into the first episode. 🙄

    Emily sniffing a sample of perfume and saying, "It's like wearing poetry"

    2. When Emily gave *THAT* monologue about being labeled "basic."

    3. When Antoine and Emily had that conversation about what his company's perfume smelled like.

    Antoine sniffing Emily and telling her that her perfume smells like expensive sex.

    4. When Emily met Julien and used a translator app to speak to him.

    Emily speaking English into her phone and then playing the French translation on speaker

    5. When Thomas told Emily his rule about going home with girls.

    Thomas telling Emily that he only makes love to girls who have their own books

    6. When Emily put a glass on her boob as a way of, like, flirting or something.

    Timothée telling Emily how her wineglass was modeled after Marie Antoinette's breasts, then Emily cupping her own breast with the glass, and then Timothée touching her other breast

    7. When Emily learned Timothée was 17 after she'd slept with him because she thought he was older.

    Camille telling Emily that Timothée is 17 and Timothée greeting Emily and kissing her

    8. When Timothée's mom asked Emily if he was good in bed.

    Camille's mom asking Emily if her son is a good lover

    9. When Emily and Judith expressed annoyance with the French language.

    Emily and Judith talking about how they are annoyed French people don't pronounce the letter "r"

    10. When Emily insisted the chef was wrong at the restaurant.

    Emily sending back her steak and telling Mindy she will teach the chef about customer service

    11. When that dude vulgarly said he had a thing for American girls.

    Emily kissing a guy and then he whispers to her, "I like American pussy"

    12. When Emily wrote a campaign for a vaginal moisture product for menopausal women???

    Emily writing, "The irony of menopause. Just when you have time to explore your mature, sensual self, the vagina goes on strike"

    13. When Mindy started singing in the middle of the park and everyone gathered around.

    Mindy singing in the park and groups of people gathering to watch

    14. When Emily posted a video promoting a lipstick with a god-awful pun.

    Emily posting an Instagram story with a cheesy pun and a cosmetics company CMO saying Emily is clever

    15. When Emily and Doug had cybersex.

    Emily and Doug video chatting while masturbating

    16. When Emily posted a picture of women smoking in gym clothes with the hashtag, #SmokinBodies.

    Emily posting a picture of women smoking after working out with the hashtags, #FrenchWorkout and #SmokinBodies

    17. And when Gabriel made dinner and everyone loved his coq au vin.

    Emily enjoying Gabriel's cooking and Gabriel saying, "At least you're enjoying my coq"