It's hard to believe that we're already in September and only have a few months left in the year 😳. At this point, we can always use a good laugh, so enjoy some of the funniest tweets from this month so far!
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!
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I really felt bad for y’all with March, April & May birthdays this year but still I JUST KNEW it wouldn’t be me because my shit is all the way in October. Here we are, together as one 🤡
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Me at my friends wedding after telling her to leave him 1000 times
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imagine ur card declines at the therapist and they start gaslighting u
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Yesterday the nurse at the CVS walk-in clinic asked me who my primary care physician was and I’m like baby I’m at the CVS walk in clinic, it is clearly you
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“Get me another plate but say it’s for u” https://t.co/oy1733orc8
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my dad: you'll understand when you're older me, 25: literally what the fuck is happening ever
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my bf told me when he was 17 he worked in a posh hotel and at breakfast some bloke asked him “is this crème fraîche?” and he replied “yeah we don’t serve out of date food” and I can’t stop thinking about it
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Everyone’s waiting for 2021 as if COVID expires December 31st 💀
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google docs google slides
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mentally i am here
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me forgetting that i exist while i’m driving
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bitches be like “my room is a vibe” and it’s dirty as hell with LED lights
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Dj : If you single make some noise 🗣🗣🗣 My heart broken ass :
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onlyfans in bio
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just got my first covey test and chile when that thing hit the back of my nussy (nose pussy)..............
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old ppl b sending “k.” texts not knowing the weight it carries
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has anyone tried making edibles but without weed? like virgin edibles or something
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should i live in new york where people think i’m stupid or LA where people think i’m ugly
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Squidward was so bougie like he didn't work the same job and live on the same street as SpongeBob 💀
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my daily routine is very simple. i wake up and i suffer