Somehow, we're already halfway through July! Even though we have some time until the end of the month, there have already been plenty of gems on Twitter. Here are some of the best tweets from this month so far:
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!
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all those galaxies with trillions of planets inside and we ended up on the one with a 40 hour work week
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Not saying anything during the entire zoom meeting and then saying “bye everybody” enthusiastically at the end >>>>>>>
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i knew i was a real flirt when i had a lil boo in the psych ward
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“hot girl summer” and it’s literally just me rotting in bed and watching movies
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me creating a playlist
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LMAOOO
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hey sorry i'm late to the meeting. society is crumbling and my body is failing me. anyway let's talk KPIs
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{training the new oompa loompa} have you ever seen a dead body
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Me when the bouncer holds up my ID
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this can’t be the same USA Miley was partying in
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No bc why would my husband say this???
15.
You’re never going to own a house, order the avocado toast
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😭
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my conditioner watching me have yet another breakdown in the shower
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“4 tickets to the Barbie movie, please”
20.
"mid" - the ugliest man u hav ever seen
21.
must have been crazy to fight in ww2 and see some of the worst atrocities a person can and then come back home and everyone is like do you want to do the jitterbug
22.
What the fuck did Jolene look like? https://t.co/WRkBm9ua5u
23.
she’s WHAT ??
24.
Due to inflation my love will now be costing a thing
25.
me in the backseat when my friends are asking whats the next move when i was supposed to be home 2 hours ago
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I love how content creators with full time jobs be like “did this before i started work at 9am and did this on my lunch break” like yes baby, keeping lying. we love a smart person that knows the companies are lurking. 😂
27.
if i was a bird i already know who i wouId shit on
28.
Flopping in the group chat
29.
short bitches be like “i’m not short, i’m fun sized”, then will go ahead and be the least fun person you’ve ever met in ur life
30.
“hello kitty doesn’t do xans” ur right she does ketamine
31.
when it’s 4am and mfs talking about “what’s the next move”
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my little cousin just asked if i’ve seen the clown that hides from gay people and i said no cause i didn’t understand the joke
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Girls love men who are 7s. He’s gotta look a little weird. Men who are 10s often give off “get their brows groomed” vibes, not good
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“This edible ain’t shit” The edible:
38.
the prep and covid vaccines in my system after i get the monkeypox vaccine
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Not me taking Prep daily to never get touched
40.
That girl from Twilight can love 2 guys and it's romantic but when I do it im a hoe 🤦🏻♀️
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call me elvis the way i don’t give a shit 💯
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that's right
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me smoking by myself: “Damn my turn again?”
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*Vacation PTO request denied* Me: