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    45 Funny Tweets From This Month So Far That Reminded Me Why I Never Delete Twitter

    "I knew I was a real flirt when I had a lil' boo in the psych ward."

    Somehow, we're already halfway through July! Even though we have some time until the end of the month, there have already been plenty of gems on Twitter. Here are some of the best tweets from this month so far:

    And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!

    1.

    all those galaxies with trillions of planets inside and we ended up on the one with a 40 hour work week

    Twitter: @averageIyjoe

    2.

    Not saying anything during the entire zoom meeting and then saying “bye everybody” enthusiastically at the end >>>>>>>

    Twitter: @actatumonline

    3.

    i knew i was a real flirt when i had a lil boo in the psych ward

    Twitter: @slickjit

    4.

    “hot girl summer” and it’s literally just me rotting in bed and watching movies

    Twitter: @girImuse

    5.

    Twitter: @dumbricardo

    6.

    Twitter: @kirawontmiss

    7.

    Twitter: @meltdouwn

    8.

    hey sorry i'm late to the meeting. society is crumbling and my body is failing me. anyway let's talk KPIs

    Twitter: @ryannoyance

    9.

    Twitter: @jotodile

    10.

    Twitter: @kofixj9

    11.

    {training the new oompa loompa} have you ever seen a dead body

    Twitter: @scootertheworst

    12.

    Julia Fox / Twitter: @ddpain_

    13.

    this can’t be the same USA Miley was partying in

    Twitter: @Coneycutt

    14.

    No bc why would my husband say this???

    Twitter: @trillary_banks_

    15.

    You’re never going to own a house, order the avocado toast

    Twitter: @Jest_Iris

    16.

    Twitter: @BrujaBanton

    17.

    my conditioner watching me have yet another breakdown in the shower

    Twitter: @dumbricardo

    18.

    “4 tickets to the Barbie movie, please”

    Paramount Pictures / Twitter: @thecoolarchive

    19.

    Twitter: @aguirreryan

    20.

    "mid" - the ugliest man u hav ever seen

    Twitter: @1likeaverage

    21.

    must have been crazy to fight in ww2 and see some of the worst atrocities a person can and then come back home and everyone is like do you want to do the jitterbug

    Twitter: @IdiotRyanKahl

    22.

    What the fuck did Jolene look like? https://t.co/WRkBm9ua5u

    Twitter: @bean_darby

    23.

    R.E.M. Beauty  / Twitter: @everytimelml

    24.

    Due to inflation my love will now be costing a thing

    Twitter: @bakeryfreshhh

    25.

    me in the backseat when my friends are asking whats the next move when i was supposed to be home 2 hours ago

    Twitter: @04iezaz

    26.

    I love how content creators with full time jobs be like “did this before i started work at 9am and did this on my lunch break” like yes baby, keeping lying. we love a smart person that knows the companies are lurking. 😂

    Twitter: @TheBlackLayers

    27.

    if i was a bird i already know who i wouId shit on

    Twitter: @pillpoop

    28.

    Netflix / Twitter: @badboygargar

    29.

    short bitches be like “i’m not short, i’m fun sized”, then will go ahead and be the least fun person you’ve ever met in ur life

    Twitter: @milkyy_tweets

    30.

    “hello kitty doesn’t do xans” ur right she does ketamine

    Twitter: @sirenbrat

    31.

    when it’s 4am and mfs talking about “what’s the next move”

    Netflix / Twitter: @NoCloutBen

    32.

    my little cousin just asked if i’ve seen the clown that hides from gay people and i said no cause i didn’t understand the joke

    STX Entertainment / Twitter: @blairsmani

    33.

    Twitter: @5050cIown

    34.

    Twitter: @Hernan308

    35.

    Girls love men who are 7s. He’s gotta look a little weird. Men who are 10s often give off “get their brows groomed” vibes, not good

    Twitter: @chaiconsumer

    36.

    Jon Kopaloff / FilmMagic / Getty Images /  Twitter: @ihatethewealthy

    37.

    “This edible ain’t shit” The edible:

    Twitter: @auhvahntay

    38.

    the prep and covid vaccines in my system after i get the monkeypox vaccine

    Twitter: @f_gscout

    39.

    Not me taking Prep daily to never get touched

    Twitter: @Reeeceh_

    40.

    That girl from Twilight can love 2 guys and it's romantic but when I do it im a hoe 🤦🏻‍♀️

    Twitter: @QueenSaraiii

    41.

    call me elvis the way i don’t give a shit 💯

    Twitter: @armanisbliss

    42.

    Twitter: @cosyluv

    43.

    me smoking by myself: “Damn my turn again?”

    Twitter: @madasyyy

    44.

    Capitol Records / Big Machine Records / Twitter: @yaseenscomet

    45.

    Twitter: @nonrev_ev