We're already more than halfway through October, but there have already been a ton of epic jokes from Twitter this month! There's no way you'll read all of these without bursting out into laughter, so enjoy!
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!
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so.. wtf was the musical they was doing in high school musical even about?
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cucumbers when they realize there’s a charli xcx poster on the wall and a towel on the bed
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idc if vans aren’t good hiking shoes i’m not gonna look lame in front of the squirrels
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columbia is a crazy place because I just watched a freshman say "can I finish?" to our professor who has quite literally won a pulitzer
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ngl this new recession is a lil scarier than the one in ‘08 cause i was in high school so that was my parents problem…but now that im on my own
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the way i genuinely wouldn’t have enjoyed the song if she hadn’t done this
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scrambled eggs for breakfast 😋
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denormalize the grind and start normalizing whatever this is
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I didn’t realize how many guys I slept with until I had to name my son.
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Gays have no perception of distance they’re like hehe you should come see me in Australia
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Just lost custody of my kids what’s the move for tonight
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Go get the new adult happy meal ladies, thank me later 💅🏼
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My elbow watching me do a full skin care routine on my face.
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idk girls i think i like him
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The Try Guys editor having to edit that one guy out of all their shit:
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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second
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you’ll watch Hocus Pocus WHAT? https://t.co/34rXDlXNSL
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Beyoncé & Rihanna are touring next year, it’s time to get serious
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women be like “my head hurts” and ain’t ate shit all day except starbucks
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Call me a hater but I wanted Candace to at least get Phineas and Ferb caught in that backyard at least one time
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Confronted by traffic all day
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burning sage & my mama talm bout, "I can’t breathe😭". I bet you can’t demon
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the Starbucks drive thru worker said “welcome back”
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the slay is coming from inside the boots
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why did fred do this lmao
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Sorry we're late my wife and I Could Not stop fucking
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I think about this tweet often
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Jasmine was in her bag when she made that rice
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u can really tell she had been holding that one in for a WHILE
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you ever be in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives
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I hate when teachers put "?" on graded work, cause idk what's going on either
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this cannot be the same brain that earned a bachelor’s degree
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ima sign out 💀
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i really don’t give a fuck anymore
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“can you explain this gap in your resume?” yes that is when i was happiest