We're already more than halfway through October, but there have already been a ton of hilarious, grade-A jokes from Twitter this month! There's no way you'll read all of these without bursting out into laughter, so enjoy!
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!
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Found out two of my exes are related, i knew that head felt FAMILIA
2.
Clients: how long have you been a Makeup Artist? Me:
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Kourtney Kardashian, Travis Barker, MGK and Megan Fox all sleep like this.
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i wonder if actors ever be in the middle of filming and just think “oh yeah this shit finna flop”
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when he hasn't left his bed for 20 years then can conveniently jump up and dance around after finding out his grandson has a won a once in a life time opportunity and can bring a plus one 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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WHY WAS THIS SO FUNNY
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I just ft’d my friend and she said “I’m doing something goodbye.” and hung up. Her LED lights were red. con😭gra😭tu😭la😭tions😭 !!!!
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https://t.co/gNkX5sIvyn
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Everyone talks about how social media is bad for your mental health but what about Excel?
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“Omg Friends is the funniest show” Me watching Friends:
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I remember when bbl stood for be back later
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The Embarrassment I felt at the doctors today…
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get that tattoo, ur family is already disappointed in you
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"You know who else briefly went offline?" -Youth pastor
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💯💯💯💯
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gay people always have two accounts and one is like “i am horny” and the other is like “i am so sad” and one of them will be private…but which one it is will depend on the person
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life is suite!
20.
i be feeling so bad for the ride or die bitches, cause y’all just be dying
22.
I stop sucking a dick after 3 min & I’m like “u get the idea”
23.
Velma when she lost her glasses
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my friend is getting married on my birthday. can’t decide what color to wear to the wedding- eggshell or cream?
25.
Doxxing in 1500 bc: he lives over there 👉
26.
Are…are we sure it’s 25 when a man’s frontal lobe is fully developed? Are we positive??? Are we really 100 percent positive??
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I’m never escaping this
28.
hey baddies please be careful the curbs out here keep hitting cars
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Today a student asked me for an extension because, and I quote, "ya girl is going through it."
30.
I PASSED THE BAR!!!! So proud of myself, I really wanted to get a shot of tequila but I just passed it and kept on walking.
31.
I think she meant retrograde 🧍🏼♂️
32.
Me: "i need to stop putting stuff on my credit card" my credit card:
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My brain cannot learn what Grimes’ face looks like
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girl, just let the call go to voicemail 😬