Somehow we're already halfway through November and almost done with 2021😳. With time flying so fast, you've probably missed a lot of these top-tier jokes from Twitter this month so far. Take a look now and enjoy!
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!
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me waiting for my mom to finish her phone call so i can ask her who she was talking to
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…
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And what exactly are we saving the daylight for
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the way our entire generation calls the gear shift the PRNDL because of her
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Trauma dumping is never okay unless you are emailing a teacher then go ahead
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everytime money leaves my bank account because I’ve spent it
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ur “trusting ur gut” but got IBS🤔….okay
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The feminine urge to watch the worst movie ever made for an actor you like
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Want it.
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i have brown eyes https://t.co/91rpb1vmTz
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i really want to move to new york but i don't want to fuck pete davidson what do i do 😔
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A Tesla to someone in a crosswalk https://t.co/xrDjxTdRUT
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men be like "i love ur energy" then just drain it
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it’s crazy that they only figured out tectonic plates in the 60s. a child in the 50s would say “it seems like south america and africa would fit together” and his mom would go “that’s cute honey would you like a cigarette”
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When you accidentally eat a Dorito vertically:
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clifford said fuck the police
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logging onto twitter to microdose living in brooklyn
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bf came back from driving my car w his hand bleeding and was like “there’s something sharp under the seat” and i said “ohh yeah that’s my car knife” and he got annoyed??
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FAMILIAR??
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When I’m half way thru watching a film on 123Movies and win a free iPhone 13
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nobody: drunk me: “i GoTtA pEe AgAiN yAlL”
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I’ll never unhear the time my mom referred to Timothee Chalamet as “chimney taliban”
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no cause wtf is an engineer
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The kids at prom who didn’t know Carrie at all when she started killing everyone:
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Why is this so funny💀💀💀💀💀
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Me: healing isn’t linear Me when the healing isn’t linear: oh what the fucking hell