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    26 Hilarious Jokes From Twitter That Have Gotten Me Through This Month So Far

    Lololol.

    Somehow, we're already halfway through July! Even though we have some time until the end of the month, there have already been plenty of gems on Twitter. Here are some of the best tweets from this month so far:

    And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!

    1.

    Twitter: @gotsoybeanmilk

    2.

    Chick-fil-A needs an atheist crew to work Sunday’s

    Twitter: @sanchieson

    3.

    Woke up to some bullshit. My granny pregnant wtf

    Twitter: @bigguccilexa

    4.

    i’m not blocking no more co workers yes i’m at my gma funeral & yes i’m in Miami

    Twitter: @khilanii

    5.

    reverse gatekeeping where i force everyone around me to get into a thing i like

    Twitter: @hangedmanrusts

    6.

    what if i said “if you think cheetah print is sexy, you’re fetishizing bestiality” and logged off for three days

    Twitter: @kristoferthomas

    7.

    security questions MUST stop asking me what my favorites are. i'm not the person I once was and i'll never be her again.......

    Twitter: @realchoppedliva

    8.

    if gossip girl tagged me in a post, i would simply block her

    Twitter: @theeashleyray

    9.

    Legalize all drugs in the Olympics. Let’s see how fast mfs can REALLY go.

    Twitter: @tyler_cov

    10.

    [me getting in the back of an ambulance] hi, for isabel?

    Twitter: @IsabelSteckel

    11.

    Doesn’t make any fucking sense that Cinderella had a different shoe size from every other bitch in that town.

    Twitter: @JAjueny

    12.

    Twitter: @YCP4EVRRR

    13.

    Twitter: @goblinlord93

    14.

    i love when witches make that big soup

    Twitter: @kitchenio

    15.

    Flirting with 30+ is just weird. How can I send you scandalous images and you respond with “Looks great. Looking forward to it” Am I a job? Am I a project? Am I choir rehearsals?

    Twitter: @TheConradJay

    16.

    my toxic trait is that I say ‘no worries’ even when yes worries

    Twitter: @heresmishti

    17.

    in other news: 7 y/o recently asked me if non-transgender men are called "bro-gender" since I referred to myself as "sis-gender" and it took me a good 10 minutes to understand what they meant and realize it was hilarious

    Twitter: @bubblybutfierce

    18.

    Twitter: @Quelon337

    19.

    me at a threesome: are you guys mad at me

    Twitter: @ymmayer

    20.

    gotta respect the longevity of microsoft word. nothing about it works and it's still the standard. want to move an image? go to hell. edit a pdf? edit your expectations. ignore a spelling mistake? how about suck my dick. that'll be 150$

    Twitter: @ellewasamistake

    21.

    bear robbing a bank: stick em up teller: *raises hands* bear: *nervous* how’d you get so big

    Twitter: @Browtweaten

    23.

    queerbaiting myself by existing as a queer person but not really dating or having fun

    Twitter: @bestinsio

    24.

    When a guy is wearing glasses it’s like. Aww is he gonna read a book :)

    Twitter: @mixedgrass

    25.

    I seen a post that said “i be in my head fighting for my fucking life” tell me about it yo 😭😭😭😭

    Twitter: @LiKillaa

    26.

    Twitter: @commentsooc

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