This summer is speeding by and we're somehow halfway through August! Yet, there's already been tons of hilarious jokes on Twitter that you just have to see for yourself. Enjoy!:
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!
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the vagina is the original 3D printer
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just saw sοmeοne my age being extremeIy talented, day is ruined
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https://t.co/oucAFmHKaf
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me chasing waterfalls after TLC told me not to
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Tommy Pickles was right....I don’t want responserbileries anymore…
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Leaving my wallet at home because she says her face card never declines🙏🏾
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btches be like “idky i wake up wit scratches all over my body” btch it’s them dorito crumbs😭😭
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why is silence considered awkward, i like to shut the fuck up sometimes
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visiting my blocked list 2 see how the inmates r doing.
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The FDA didn't approve yall mixing Red Bull with alcohol either😅 but ya did it!!!
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My bf broke up w me in the car and his daughter in the back seat gonna go “yesssss”
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My friend works for Big Pharma (i knowwww) & he says they are trying to make it even bigger… :/
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y’all be like “this is camp” and it just fucking sucks?
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hugging tall ppl is so weird now my head on your chest Got me asking what we r n shit
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every movie is too quiet AND too loud, why are they doing this
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my bf out hunting and gathering (grocery shopping) while i hold down and protect the fort (smoke weed)
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summer of 2016 when mfs was chasing pokémon was the closest we’ve ever been to world peace
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sorry my twitter content is awful now, unfortunately i am “very in love” and “happy”
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“obsessed with these vibes” i say entering a situation so wretched and foul
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this pandemic is the worst group project i’ve ever been a part of in my life.
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when you’re about to fall asleep but your body does the fake fall thing
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He just checked my phone now he packing y’all I think we going on vacayyyyy
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instead of asking someone why they so dressed up ask urself why u didn’t wear a better outfit
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Ran into a girl I hooked up with and I said "what's up boss" to her and she got mad
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I don’t think this is the coughing emoji.
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hit the wax pen too hard now i’m looking like this bitch
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two teen girls asked me to take a pic of them & i said sure. then they handed me a disposable camera & then tried to show me how to use it. do not cite the deep magic to me witch. i was there when it was written
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Rich people are telling us their lack of bathing habits to try & discourage us from eating them
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hot funny incredible woman seeking Some Guy
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I went on a date with a guy who said he was 6’2. I would just like to announce that I too am 6’2 apparently.
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i was a vaccine checker tonight at my venue and i swear to god i’m not fucking with you, one couple came up to me and asked “vaccine for what”…… WHAT DO YOU MEAN VACCINE FOR WHAT