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    36 Tweets From This Month So Far That Have No Business Being This Funny

    "Visiting my blocked list to see how the inmates are doing."

    This summer is speeding by and we're somehow halfway through August! Yet, there's already been tons of hilarious jokes on Twitter that you just have to see for yourself. Enjoy!:

    And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!

    1.

    the vagina is the original 3D printer

    Twitter: @olivemcgowen

    2.

    just saw sοmeοne my age being extremeIy talented, day is ruined

    Twitter: @Sadcrib

    3.

    Twitter: @JayeeMikee

    4.

    me chasing waterfalls after TLC told me not to

    Twitter: @theerkj

    5.

    Tommy Pickles was right....I don’t want responserbileries anymore…

    Twitter: @SLUMPTX

    6.

    Twitter: @BLKACRUX

    7.

    Leaving my wallet at home because she says her face card never declines🙏🏾

    Twitter: @ZviikoeTweets

    8.

    btches be like “idky i wake up wit scratches all over my body” btch it’s them dorito crumbs😭😭

    Twitter: @YCP4EVRRR

    9.

    why is silence considered awkward, i like to shut the fuck up sometimes

    Twitter: @sabrinainnabi

    10.

    visiting my blocked list 2 see how the inmates r doing.

    Twitter: @leanwdafanta

    11.

    The FDA didn't approve yall mixing Red Bull with alcohol either😅 but ya did it!!!

    Twitter: @NaraLove23

    12.

    My bf broke up w me in the car and his daughter in the back seat gonna go “yesssss”

    Twitter: @__JULZY__

    13.

    My friend works for Big Pharma (i knowwww) & he says they are trying to make it even bigger… :/

    Twitter: @nicknemeroff

    14.

    y’all be like “this is camp” and it just fucking sucks?

    Twitter: @i_amtheproblem

    15.

    Twitter: @septemberrbloom

    16.

    hugging tall ppl is so weird now my head on your chest Got me asking what we r n shit

    Twitter: @QuezRene

    17.

    Twitter: @corietjohnson

    18.

    every movie is too quiet AND too loud, why are they doing this

    Twitter: @lolennui

    19.

    my bf out hunting and gathering (grocery shopping) while i hold down and protect the fort (smoke weed)

    Twitter: @soulischeap666

    20.

    summer of 2016 when mfs was chasing pokémon was the closest we’ve ever been to world peace

    Twitter: @ITSNINARIVERA

    21.

    Twitter: @melilbi

    22.

    sorry my twitter content is awful now, unfortunately i am “very in love” and “happy”

    Twitter: @uncooljerk

    23.

    “obsessed with these vibes” i say entering a situation so wretched and foul

    Twitter: @emonormie

    24.

    this pandemic is the worst group project i’ve ever been a part of in my life.

    Twitter: @HeyJessGray

    25.

    when you’re about to fall asleep but your body does the fake fall thing

    Twitter: @cIutchs

    26.

    He just checked my phone now he packing y’all I think we going on vacayyyyy

    Twitter: @nyabanz

    27.

    instead of asking someone why they so dressed up ask urself why u didn’t wear a better outfit

    Twitter: @pettyreligion

    28.

    Ran into a girl I hooked up with and I said "what's up boss" to her and she got mad

    Twitter: @Proud_Shooter

    29.

    I don’t think this is the coughing emoji.

    Twitter: @kirstie_talbot

    30.

    hit the wax pen too hard now i’m looking like this bitch

    Twitter: @eternallove420

    31.

    two teen girls asked me to take a pic of them & i said sure. then they handed me a disposable camera & then tried to show me how to use it. do not cite the deep magic to me witch. i was there when it was written

    Twitter: @sarahndipity18

    32.

    Rich people are telling us their lack of bathing habits to try & discourage us from eating them

    Twitter: @SandyFrizzle

    33.

    hot funny incredible woman seeking Some Guy

    Twitter: @itsmegangraves

    34.

    Twitter: @cIutchs

    35.

    I went on a date with a guy who said he was 6’2. I would just like to announce that I too am 6’2 apparently.

    Twitter: @kchamps613

    36.

    i was a vaccine checker tonight at my venue and i swear to god i’m not fucking with you, one couple came up to me and asked “vaccine for what”…… WHAT DO YOU MEAN VACCINE FOR WHAT

    Twitter: @sarahrxdriguez

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