Literally Just 35 Funny Viral Tweets That I Think Will Make You Laugh As Hard As They Made Me
"The rich folks I dog sit for have switched to Hulu with ads. The recession is here beloved."
Summer is speeding by, and we're already halfway through August! Even though we have some time until the end of the month, there have already been plenty of great jokes on Twitter, or, um, I guess it's X now? Whatever, anyway here are some of the best tweets from this month so far:
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!
1.
grad school is kinda a step below unemployment like what the fuck are u doing
— tyler (@tyler02020202) August 14, 2023
2.
oh it is NEVER that serious pic.twitter.com/0Q830OxWcM
— Alex (@fulmiez) August 14, 2023
3.
The downfall of modern civilization began when Pharrell released Happy
— luxx noir london ⋆｡°✩ (@luxxnoirlondon) August 14, 2023
4.
sorry karl marx i want to buy things
— baimbi (@dumbsoftheart) August 14, 2023
5.
this is like if someone rescued a book from the library of alexandria as it was burning https://t.co/GL0785xove
— wiLL (@willfulchaos) August 14, 2023
7.
a few years ago i was unemployed and had nothing to live for so i spent an entire month sleeping in until 2pm and rewatching gossip girl. the experience was so enjoyable that i sometimes just stop and reminisce like it were an old lover. that was MY year of rest and relaxation
— bk (@uncooljerk) August 13, 2023
8.
homosexuals will need two hours to get ready and show up in shorts and a tank top
— Tar Heel Gay (@CarolinaHomo) August 13, 2023
10.
3 year olds once they turn 4: https://t.co/W4ZfH2dkuQ
— angel delight (@ghoulhag) August 12, 2023
11.
me after naming 5 things i can see 4 things i can feel 3 things i can hear 2 things i can smell 1 thing i can taste https://t.co/NZM8gQBA8s
— riley (@rileyyanned) August 12, 2023
12.
Rich folks I dog sit for have switched to Hulu with ads. The recession is here beloved
— ellory smith (@ellorysmith) August 13, 2023
13.
good morning pic.twitter.com/SgyJTW8F6r
— CEO of Super Serve Store (@servestoreCEO) August 12, 2023
15.
my bf thinking ima use my brain when im with him is funny like sorry bae shes turned off for the night
— sarah (@heavenbrat) August 10, 2023
17.
if anything bad ever happened to me while filming a reality tv show i would simply start singing Taylor Swift at full volume. they’re never getting those rights, they’re never getting that footage 💞
— Twink Trash (@twinktrash_) August 9, 2023
18.
i'd abuse the fuck out of the bat signal like mr. wayne they're overcharging me for this sandwich. kill them
— miguel🐄 (@itshemiii) May 4, 2023
19.
my daughter said she really wants to get baptized. I was surprised & asked her why & she said “I just love water mom.” LMFAO ??
— B 🦋 (@DontWorryBoutB) August 6, 2023
20.
“can my friend take a bump too” pic.twitter.com/SuLioUdDFL
— urfavgemini (@geminif33d) August 6, 2023
21.
Bottoms will say “in my top era” and it’s because they have a fissure pic.twitter.com/N0dThFboTr
— jock pussy✨ (@MikeBorses) August 4, 2023
22.
My entire life is depending on that 2nd puberty at 25 everyone talks about
— Des (@dandysm0tt) August 4, 2023
23.
nobody:
— gabe bergado (@gabebergado) August 3, 2023
me to my alien: so this is a crunchwrap supreme
24.
This is what I would swear on if I were ever elected President pic.twitter.com/P935QtIMgo
— Derrick Holt (@TheDerrickHolt) August 2, 2023
25.
*talking with HR about benefits* so when do i get the $401,000?
— mir.i.am (@jewbyboobie) August 2, 2023
26.
Not gone lie I woulda ate his food and gave him a grilled cheese https://t.co/DyFs4PUmcJ
— MISS LEO (@_BeautyisNAE) August 2, 2023
27.
I call my girl JFK because her head is explosive
— marshall country mart (@marshallvore) August 2, 2023
28.
My work ethic after lunch pic.twitter.com/iZCQsOEc90
— Aladdin (@FxckArmy) August 2, 2023
29.
love using “streets are saying” during a convo when I just made up that info myself like the streets is just me
— ☻ (@thecoolarchive) August 1, 2023
30.
it is actually so funny that they had to film red white and royal blue on a budget of $20 and a dream because the summer i turned pretty requires a minimum of nine taylor swift songs per episode
— grace (@amandayoungdyke) August 13, 2023
33.
i don't think they do. i think they were banished here https://t.co/G9RFvwwFVs
— indie cindy (@ghosterina) August 7, 2023
34.
my mom and me at the doctors pic.twitter.com/1D0FJCMfR5
— tijana (@incillianwetrst) August 3, 2023
35.
r u okay babe ur barely releasing ur inhibitions and feeling the rain on ur skin
— ☆ laney baby ☆ (@laneybabyart) August 9, 2023