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Which Member Of The Unholy Trinity Are You?

Do you know who you want to take you home?

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  1. It's college night and you're six shots deep. What are you doing?

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    Recruiting people for your nonprofit in between rounds of shots at the bar.
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    Counting your hiccups and making everyone think you're a teen mom.
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    Eating pizza with ranch, then eating ranch with your fingers.
  2. You're running for president. Who do you choose to be your running mate?

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    Barack Obama.
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    Michelle Obama.
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    Bo Obama.
  3. Flashback. What was your go-to at DLG?

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    Grilled cheese and french fries.
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    Egg whites with Tabasco and hella oranges.
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    Rice Krispies and edamame.
  4. It's time to hit the books in between classes. Where are you most likely to be found?

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    Silently judging anyone who asks for the wifi password at Cajé.
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    Hyped on Red Bull in a cubicle on the 2nd floor of OG Davidson.
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    Sampling the latest flavors from @ucsbsoupguy at the UCen.
  5. Which member of Semisonic (the band who sings "Closing Time") do you identify with most?

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    Jacob Slichter - Harvard graduate, provider of beats
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    John Munson - noted for impressive facial hair
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    Daniel Wilson - has the longest Wikipedia bio out of everyone in the band
  6. It's midterm szn and you've been studying all week. How do you unwind?

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    By transporting myself to Quantico, Stars Hollow or Tree Hill.
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    By blasting some groovy tunes, reclining the driver’s seat and taking a ride through the drive through car wash.
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    My break is walking outside to pick up my burrito from the SBmenus delivery man.
  7. You ask your dad for advice. What does he say?

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    Just don’t get pregnant and make sure you graduate this year.
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    Take a shot of vodka and let your creative juices flow.
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    It’s all downhill from here, dear.
  8. You’re planning a music festival. Who’s headlining?

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    Ed Sheeran, Gavin DeGraw, and Shawn Mendes
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    Red Hot Chili Peppers, the Cast of Hamilton, and the Dixie Chicks
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    John Legend, Justin Bieber, and the Eagles
  9. What are your post-grad aspirations?

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    Marrying a professional baseball player and being a princess at Disneyland.
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    Using whatever means necessary to achieve the highest possible donor status at the Monterey Bay Aquarium.
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    Owning a puppy adoption center, except that I will own all of the puppies and none of them will need adopting.
  10. What is your favorite non-alcoholic beverage?

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    Virgin Vodka
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    I live in a constant state of dehydration
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    I am too indecisive for this
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