Watching "Bridget Jones' Diary" As A Teenager Vs. As A Twentysomething
More accurate than ever.
1. As a teenager: 32 and still single! OMG.
As a twentysomething: Did she drive down in that snow? I hope the roads were OK.
2. As a teenager: Totally, boys really care about your clothes.
As a twentysomething: It's New Year's Day, she's hungover! Let Bridget wear what she wants!
3. As a teenager: This is so disgusting.
As a twentysomething: Ooh, are waistcoats back now?
4. As a teenager: Uncle Geoffrey is such a creep.
As a twentysomething: Uncle Geoffrey is such a creep.
5. As a teenager: I can't believe Mark Darcy would be so rude!
As a twentysomething: That turkey curry looks delicious, and Darcy is a knobhead.
6. As a teenager: God, how pathetic.
As a twentysomething: That's a nice flat. How can she afford that flat? It's got a fire and everything!
7. As a teenager: Totally achievable list.
As a twentysomething: Urgh, two off this list would be fine.
8. As a teenager: Phwoar.
As a twentysomething: Phwoar.
9. As a teenager: Being drunk at work, so embarrassing.
As a twentysomething: That looks like a great Christmas party.
10. As a teenager: Her job looks very stressful.
As a twentysomething: Thank God I don't have to talk on the phone at work.
11. As a teenager: This will be me when I grow up.
As a twentysomething: This is me every Monday night.
12. As a teenager: Why didn't her friends help her out of the taxi?
As a twentysomething: Wow, they took a taxi home.
13. As a teenager: Why don't they use MSN Messenger?
As a twentysomething: Why don't they use Twitter?
14. As a teenager: Isn't what terrible about Chechnya?
As a twentysomething: Just read a newspaper, Bridget.
15. As a teenager: Those are simply massive.
As a twentysomething; I've seen bigger.
16. As a teenager: God, this is so embarassing.
As a twentysomething: Who answers the phone? Just send a snapchat.
17. As a teenager: I will only travel by convertible when I am an adult.
As a twentysomething: I still aspire to travel only by convertible.
18. As a teenager: OMG what a brilliant outfit, might do that for Halloween.
As a twentysomething: That looks brilliant, but a bit chilly.
19. As a teenager: Daniel is so hunky.
As a twentysomething: How many books does this man own?
20. As a teenager: Wow, that is so rock and roll.
As a twentysomething: That is a very rational decision.
21. As a teenager: Hasn't she done a food shop?
As a twentysomething: Accurate.
22. As a teenager: That doesn't really happen, does it?
As a twentysomething: I've heard worse job interview stories.
23. As a teenager: This doesn't actually happen either, does it?
As a twentysomething: Pretty accurate too.
24. As a teenager: How hard it is to cook for a dinner party?
As a twentysomething: Extremely difficult, actually.
26. As a teenager: OMFFGGG
As a twentysomething: OMFFFGGGGGGG