Watching "Bridget Jones’ Diary" As A Teenager Vs. As A Twentysomething

More accurate than ever.

1. As a teenager: 32 and still single! OMG.

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As a twentysomething: Did she drive down in that snow? I hope the roads were OK.

2. As a teenager: Totally, boys really care about your clothes.

As a twentysomething: It’s New Year’s Day, she’s hungover! Let Bridget wear what she wants!

3. As a teenager: This is so disgusting.

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As a twentysomething: Ooh, are waistcoats back now?

4. As a teenager: Uncle Geoffrey is such a creep.

 

As a twentysomething: Uncle Geoffrey is such a creep.

5. As a teenager: I can’t believe Mark Darcy would be so rude!

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As a twentysomething: That turkey curry looks delicious, and Darcy is a knobhead.

6. As a teenager: God, how pathetic.

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As a twentysomething: That’s a nice flat. How can she afford that flat? It’s got a fire and everything!

7. As a teenager: Totally achievable list.

As a twentysomething: Urgh, two off this list would be fine.

8. As a teenager: Phwoar.

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As a twentysomething: Phwoar.

9. As a teenager: Being drunk at work, so embarrassing.

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As a twentysomething: That looks like a great Christmas party.

10. As a teenager: Her job looks very stressful.

 

As a twentysomething: Thank God I don’t have to talk on the phone at work.

11. As a teenager: This will be me when I grow up.

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As a twentysomething: This is me every Monday night.

12. As a teenager: Why didn’t her friends help her out of the taxi?

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As a twentysomething: Wow, they took a taxi home.

13. As a teenager: Why don’t they use MSN Messenger?

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As a twentysomething: Why don’t they use Twitter?

14. As a teenager: Isn’t what terrible about Chechnya?

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As a twentysomething: Just read a newspaper, Bridget.

15. As a teenager: Those are simply massive.

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As a twentysomething; I’ve seen bigger.

16. As a teenager: God, this is so embarassing.

As a twentysomething: Who answers the phone? Just send a snapchat.

17. As a teenager: I will only travel by convertible when I am an adult.

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As a twentysomething: I still aspire to travel only by convertible.

18. As a teenager: OMG what a brilliant outfit, might do that for Halloween.

As a twentysomething: That looks brilliant, but a bit chilly.

19. As a teenager: Daniel is so hunky.

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As a twentysomething: How many books does this man own?

20. As a teenager: Wow, that is so rock and roll.

As a twentysomething: That is a very rational decision.

21. As a teenager: Hasn’t she done a food shop?

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As a twentysomething: Accurate.

22. As a teenager: That doesn’t really happen, does it?

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As a twentysomething: I’ve heard worse job interview stories.

23. As a teenager: This doesn’t actually happen either, does it?

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As a twentysomething: Pretty accurate too.

24. As a teenager: How hard it is to cook for a dinner party?

 

As a twentysomething: Extremely difficult, actually.

25. As a teenager: OH MY GOD.

 

As a twentysomething: OH MY GOD.

26. As a teenager: OMFFGGG

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As a twentysomething: OMFFFGGGGGGG

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Ailbhe Malone is the UK lifestyle editor for BuzzFeed and is based in London.
 
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