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17 Tweets About Trying To Eat Healthy That Are Pretty Funny

Lunch and I are happy to welcome our child into the world: Baby halloumi.

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I haven't eaten an apple in days. The doctors are closing in. My barricade won't last much longer. They're coming. Tell my family I love th-

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Vegetarian Zombies; They want your grains.

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When you eat a fruit & feel healthy AF

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How to cook the perfect amount of pasta: 1. Pour out how much you think you need 2. Wrong

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Buying a salad is all fun and games until you have to eat it.

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"You can't have your cake and eat it too." - People who don't understand what you're supposed to do with cake

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Food delivery is a combination of my three favorite things: 1. Food 2. Not moving 3. Avoiding people

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I'm sitting in a hotel restaurant at 7AM with Bond music playing. This might be the best oatmeal I ever have - or the last.

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Idea for a bakery that only sells baguettes and bagels called Gender Rolls.

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Wife: Do you fancy coming home at lunchtime for a quickie. Me: It's pronounced Quiche.

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going vegetarian was the best decision I ever made, I just need to cut out dairy, eggs and boys and all impurities will be gone from my life

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when u want to be vegan and u also want cheese

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Lunch and I are so excited to welcome our child into the world: baby halloumi

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would not be surprised if 80%+ cans of non-chopped tinned tomatoes are purchased in error

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I suspect that low-carb diets work not because they are healthier, but because without carbs I simply lose the will to eat.

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Trying to eat well but autocorrect changing 'Must fill kitchen with healthy snacks' to 'Must fill kitchen with healthy snakes' doesn't help.

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