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19 Signs You Travel Too Much

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1. This is what your text inbox looks like:

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2. You are a connoisseur of hotel toiletries.

You know you travel too much when you get overly excited about a nice hotel lotion. Not too watery, ALMOST smooth silky!

Heather Poole@Heather_PooleFollow

You know you travel too much when you get overly excited about a nice hotel lotion. Not too watery, ALMOST smooth silky!

7:11 PM - 08 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. Unpacking = moving clothes from one suitcase to another.

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4. Airport staff know you.

You know you travel too much when the cute guy working at McDonald's at the airport says: "Hey, back to madrid again?"

Miguel Oliva Márquez@olivamarquezFollow

You know you travel too much when the cute guy working at McDonald's at the airport says: "Hey, back to madrid again?"

7:02 PM - 16 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. You own more miniatures than full-size items.

At the church raffle hoping to win 24 mini toothpastes. May be an indicator that I travel too much. #carryonbagsonly

Matt Trotter@TweetsByTrotterFollow

At the church raffle hoping to win 24 mini toothpastes. May be an indicator that I travel too much. #carryonbagsonly

12:37 AM - 05 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. Your check-in email situation is confused, to say the least.

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7. You can't remember the last time you slept in your own bed.

I know I travel too much when I have to look at a calendar to figure out last time I slept in my own bed! Flight tomorrow, but happy now!

Star Jones@StarJonesEsqFollow

I know I travel too much when I have to look at a calendar to figure out last time I slept in my own bed! Flight tomorrow, but happy now!

8:37 PM - 17 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. This is your second office.

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9. Google can't remember where you live.

You know you travel too much when Google thinks the airport is your office

Andi Mann@AndiMannFollow

You know you travel too much when Google thinks the airport is your office

10:56 PM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. Your default answer to 'how was your trip?' is 'which trip?'

You know you travel too much when someone asks how your trip was and you don't remember what cities you were in.

Amalie Benjamin@AmalieBenjaminFollow

You know you travel too much when someone asks how your trip was and you don't remember what cities you were in.

5:15 PM - 05 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. Your passport looks like parchment.

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12. You have multiple time zones and weather settings on your phone.

U know u travel too much when ur phone has more than 8 different time zones set! And u actually check them to see why they aren't responding

Sara Sampaio@Sara_SampaioFollow

U know u travel too much when ur phone has more than 8 different time zones set! And u actually check them to see why they aren't responding

11:37 PM - 18 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

13. You get embarrassed when it takes you more than five minutes to go through airport security.

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14. You find it hard to adjust to 'civilian' life.

You know you travel too much when you have to check your own car to see what side the gas tank is on. 😐

Jodi Ewart Shadoff@Jodi_EwartFollow

You know you travel too much when you have to check your own car to see what side the gas tank is on.

4:18 PM - 25 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

15. You have given up on having plants.

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16. But even though waiting at the station sucks.

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17. And airplane food is no home cooked meal.

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18. It's worth it for the experience.

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19. And at least you always know where you can get a haircut last-minute.

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