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16 Things Everyone Outside London Is Tired Of Hearing About

You live in the capital? How fascinating.

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1. The price of your rent.

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Yeah, rent sucks everywhere.

2. Discussions over which night bus to take.

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Why are you talking about night buses when it's 3pm?

3. Pop Ups.

Great, enjoy eating against the clock in a back garden.
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Great, enjoy eating against the clock in a back garden.

4. Columbia Road Flower Market.

Because you can't buy flowers outside the M25.

5. Planned works on the underground.

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How annoying that you have an advanced public transport system that needs scheduled maintenance.

6. Boris Johnson.

You chose him!
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You chose him!

7. Driving the DLR.

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Pretending to drive a train, that isn't a train? OK.

8. Hatred of tourists.

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Come on, everyone's been a tourist somewhere.

9. Small-batch gin.

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See also: Craft beer.

10. Boiler Room sets.

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Live-stream a club night, to your laptop. Instead of going out. Right.

11. The merits of a weekly pass vs an oyster card.

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Honestly, make an Excel spreadsheet and sort it out.

12. That time you saw Harry Styles at the Alibi.

Don't you mean, that time a friend of a friend saw Harry's car?
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Don't you mean, that time a friend of a friend saw Harry's car?

13. Jokes about Clapham.

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It's posh, we get it.

14. How you feel about the city centre on weekends.

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Capital city in lots of people shocker.

15. London ennui.

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Please, continue telling me of your urbane distemper.

16. Arguments about north Vs south London.