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    16 Things Everyone Outside London Is Tired Of Hearing About

    You live in the capital? How fascinating.

    1. The price of your rent.

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    Yeah, rent sucks everywhere.

    2. Discussions over which night bus to take.

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    Why are you talking about night buses when it's 3pm?

    3. Pop Ups.

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    Great, enjoy eating against the clock in a back garden.

    4. Columbia Road Flower Market.

    Because you can't buy flowers outside the M25.

    5. Planned works on the underground.

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    How annoying that you have an advanced public transport system that needs scheduled maintenance.

    6. Boris Johnson.

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    You chose him!

    7. Driving the DLR.

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    Pretending to drive a train, that isn't a train? OK.

    8. Hatred of tourists.

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    Come on, everyone's been a tourist somewhere.

    9. Small-batch gin.

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    See also: Craft beer.

    10. Boiler Room sets.

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    Live-stream a club night, to your laptop. Instead of going out. Right.

    11. The merits of a weekly pass vs an oyster card.

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    Honestly, make an Excel spreadsheet and sort it out.

    12. That time you saw Harry Styles at the Alibi.

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    Don't you mean, that time a friend of a friend saw Harry's car?

    13. Jokes about Clapham.

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    It's posh, we get it.

    14. How you feel about the city centre on weekends.

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    Capital city in lots of people shocker.

    15. London ennui.

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    Please, continue telling me of your urbane distemper.

    16. Arguments about north Vs south London.

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