1. The thought-provoking.
2. The spiteful.
3. The not-so special offer.
4. The pretentious.
5. The theological.
6. The scientific.
7. The helpful.
8. The straightforward.
9. The logical.
10. The aggressive.
11. The liquid diet.
12. The direct.
13. The surrealist.
14. The joyful.
15. The literary.
16. The zany.
17. The heroic.
18. The forlorn.
19. The specific.
20. The pathfinder.
21. The flowchart.
22. The existential.
23. The advertorial.
24. The meterological.
25. The glass half-full.
26. The backhanded (and misspelt) compliment.
27. The bonus.
28. The perfectionist.
29. The poetic.
30. And the not-so poetic.
31. The persuasive.
32. The 'It's OK to be an alcoholic'.
33. The truthful.
