The 17 Struggles Of Being Cripplingly Polite
Er, excuse me.
You slow your team down when playing sports.
"I'm sorry for running over you when trying to get to the ball,are you OK?"
You are always placed on the 'difficult table' at weddings.
You are so courteous that sometimes people think that you are being sarcastic.
You can't leave a party without saying a proper goodbye to everyone.
Your emails are 50% longer than those of your colleagues.
You can never hang up on cold callers.
Ordering a drink takes five years.
Sending food back is a nightmare.
You apologise on behalf of other people's sneezes.
Mosh pits are stressful for the wrong reasons.
You find it difficult to express displeasure. As you get cross, you become increasingly more polite.
Your personal hell: Noticing that someone's zip is down.
This t-shirt makes you feel very uncomfortable.
But you know that people will always want to be around you.
And you're capable of turning down an invitation in the most charming of ways.
And if the situation presents itself, you'll always behave impeccably.
Because really, being rude never helped anyone.
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