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It's been the longest week.
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Your friends have made plans for Saturday night. Ergh. Plans.
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You could make an excuse.
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But your friends know you better than that.
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A night in is all you want.
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So they head out, and you settle in.
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First up, the sofa. Snuggle down.
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It's going to need a blanket, obviously.
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And none of this sitting business.
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Snacks are paramount.
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Hand-to-mouth velocity is key.
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But everything else is up to you.
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And booze too, if you'd like.
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As for plans? Netflix. Or whatever.
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Drunken dancing? You've got it!
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Dog selfies? Time well spent.
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Or just reading a new book.
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Just don't try and do any life admin.
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And the best bit? Getting to bed has never been easier.
