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    Updated on Feb 7, 2019. Posted on Apr 22, 2018

    37 Jokes That Are Way Too Real For Anyone Who's Ever Been A Server

    "When you forget you have a cut on your finger and grab a lemon."

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    You know you’re a waitress when you have nightmares about getting 15 tables at one time and they are all high school kids that want change back

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    My manager was dealing with a mad customer and the customer asks him if he can talk to the manager and my managers like “yeah one second....” and he does a dramatic ass 360 turn and goes “hi I’m the manager how can I help you today???” LMAOOOOOO

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    BOSS: you're fired ME: please give me another chance, I'm struggling to put food on the table BOSS: that's the problem…you're the worst waiter I've ever hired

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    Canny wait for the number of customers at work going “bet you wish you were outside today” yes Karen a fuckin dae but instead am servin u

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    when you take a table their food and call out the name of the plate and they sit there in silence not claiming it like they don’t know what they ordered #serverlife https://t.co/du0ebZRqc8

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    when you ask your customer if there is anything else you can get for them and they say no but when a manager walks by a minute later they flag them down and ask for something #serverlife https://t.co/ntw0kyqsrG

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    Waiter: How did you find your meal, sir? Me: Yeah, it was nice. Waiter: That's not what I meant and you know it. Me: Another waiter told me where you hid it.

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    Coworker: omg text me anytime you need a shift covered Me: can you work today Coworker: omg sorry my uncles hamster is in town or I would

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