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During a pivotal scene in a movie I whisper to the stranger next to me, “That lamp is from Ikea.”
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My trips to IKEA are wildly unproductive because I spend 90% of the time playing make believe dinner party with the plastic food.
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I’m going to write a song about people who go to Ikea and buy lots of candles: “Gettin’ Hygge with It”
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Lounging on the couch, pants off while munching a Big Mac is a great way to spend Sunday, despite IKEA’s Security guard insisting otherwise.
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gonna wear this dress to ikea and sneak out with a loveseat
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Practice good self care by dropping your kids off at the nearest Ikea and then go home for a nap
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can’t believe people pay $50 to do an escape room when you can just go to IKEA for free