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How Irish Are You?

Harder than the Leaving Cert.

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  1. 1. You've lost your phone. What do you do?

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    Look for it in the last place you left it.
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    Pray to St. Anthony.
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    Call it from another phone.
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    Resign yourself to a life off the grid.
  2. 2. How long should a wedding last?

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    An hour and a half -- civil ceremony, canapés, bosh.
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    Five hours -- town hall, reception, dinner, DJ.
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    Seven hours -- church, dinner, band, DJ.
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    If it's over in under 10 hours then it's not a wedding.
  3. 3. You're in a corner shop, what do you purchase?

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    Milk and cigarettes.
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    A chicken fillet roll.
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    A breakfast roll.
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    The newspaper.
  4. 4. What is an appropriate way to end a conversation?

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    "Good-bye."
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    "Bye now."
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    "See you, God bless."
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    "Bye. Talk to you later. Bye. Bye. Bye."
  5. 5. Which of these phrases invokes the most terror?

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    "Come home, we have to talk."
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    "Your account balance is 0.00."
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    "Honours Maths"
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    "Your mother and I are very disappointed in you."
  6. 6. Which of these is the most socially unacceptable?

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    Never getting a round in.
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    Taking notions.
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    Acting the maggot.
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    Picking your nose.
  7. 7. What do you call your parents?

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    Mum and Dad.
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    Mammy and Daddy.
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    Their first names.
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    Mom and Pop.
  8. 8. A tourist stops you in the street, asking for directions. You don't know the answer. What do you do?

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    Direct them to the tourist information office.
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    Shrug and tell them to ask someone else.
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    Tell them you'll walk with them for a bit, to see if you can remember.
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    Google directions for them.
  9. 9. Cup of tea?

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    Oh, yes, Barry's please.
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    Lyons would be grand, thanks.
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    Do you have Earl Grey?
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    No thanks, I don't like hot drinks.
  10. 10. You might have left the immersion on. How does this make you feel?

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    What's the immersion?
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    Oh no! I thought it was on a timer!
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    I'm sorry, I have to go home right away.
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    Ach, it will keep.
  11. 11. Bono is...?

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    The lead singer of U2.
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    A musician and an activist.
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    A famous Irishman.
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    A pox.
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